Daily Mail - An Ohio woman is begging on the streets but she’s not homeless or desperately hungry – she wants bigger breasts. Much to the dismay of fellow beggars who desperately need money for food or a roof over their heads, the bikini-clad woman has been making money and turning heads with her plea for plastic surgery. Holding a sign that reads ‘Not homeless. Need boobs’ the woman, who only identifies herself as Chrissy, 37, has been standing on a busy street corner in Akron, Ohio. Chrissy believes her ‘original’ idea is proving successful after she made $46 in just two hours standing on the curb. She plans to continue begging on the intersection until she reaches $5,058. The university student and single mother says the money she earns as a bartender covers her bills and education costs but it’s not enough money for breast implants.
People probably think this is like an insult to the homeless and the needy or something but fuck that. This is exactly what panhandling should be. People who need some help improving their lives and ask politely for it. Like why the fuck would I open up my wallet and take some of my hard earned cash out and hand it to some stinky homeless guy rattling a coin cup in my face? Why would I help fuel his crack addiction or enable his alcoholism? Just a complete waste and doing more harm than good. Chrissy on the other hands is a chick I can get on board with 100%. Student at the university. Working night shifts to pay tuition. Doing all she can to get bye. Just needs a little help funding her bombs. And the thing is she really needs the tits too. Like she’s pretty hot and just 1 or 2 cup sizes away from being a banger. What’s a bum gonna do with my $1? Buy a blanket he’s just gonna shit in? Buy a Hostess Cupcake that will fill him up for 1 hour? Chrissy can put it towards a whole new successful life. Sorry vagrant. I’m giving this George Washington to the 7 in the string bikini 100000 times out of 100000.
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