A woman miraculouslyy survived a fall onto the rail tracks in front of an oncoming train in the Prague subway on Monday. The woman swayed and fell, despite a desperate attempt on the part of a by-stander to save her. She lay slumped on the tracks as the train pulled into the station and went over her. Amazingly the woman survived without a scratch and when two men pulled her out in an opening between two cars she dusted off her trousers and left, refusing medical aid or a breathalyzer test.
Hey assholes that A) want to kill themselves B) do a shit ton of drugs or C) drink themselves retarded. Stay away from the subway tracks. Seriously go literally anywhere else in the city but just stay out of the subway. No it’s not because I care about your well being, not even close. But if I hear “this train is being momentarily held due to an investigation” on repeat for 45 minutes while I’m crammed into a tiny train car dick-to-ass with some sweaty hairy bro as they clean your bones and body splatter off the tracks one more time I’m going to lose my shit. Just have the decency to kill yourself or pass out drunk in the privacy of a place that doesn’t disrupt thousands of people’s commutes, not that hard.