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Huff – Margaret certainly had a unique obsession on “My Strange Addiction.” To relieve pain from arthritis, she’d started stinging herself with bees — or at least encouraging them to sting her. That was years ago, and since then it’s spiraled into a full-blown addiction.  ”What started as an occasional sting for medical reasons has spiraled into 15 stings a day,” Margaret said. She even now keeps beehives in her home to have easy access to them, and has taken to carrying bees around with her during the day. But it’s not just because it feels good for her. She’s even got her husband supporting her stinging obsession.  ”You’ve gotta admit, after I’ve had at least 10 stings — the sex is great,” she said to him on camera. He agreed that it was.  Margaret has stung herself 50,000 times since her addiction started.

We’ve done a lot of these stories, each one crazier than the next.  And the main thing is people always do them because they’re a certified lunatic. Just batshit insane.  No rhyme or reason to it.  Lady eats cat hair because it makes her feel close to her cats.  Woman drinks her own urine because why the fuck not.  Dude loves sex with cars’ tailpipes.  It’s all crazy.  Well not this one.  This isn’t a strange addiction at all. It’s a smart addiction. Like you’re telling me getting stunk by a bee makes you a fucking boss in the sack?   Well sign me up. I’ll shower in honey and run around punting bee combs like I’m a fucking Gramatica brother if it will make me even passable in the sheets.

Also, sidenote, I kind of want to lay pipe on Margaret now.  Can’t buy this type of freak in the sack potential.  Think your girlfriend’s wild because she likes it a little rough?  My new one shoves hornet stingers in her thighs and breaks dicks off.   What’s up.