God knows I love the shit out of the military. Navy, Army, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard. All of it. And anything that can be done to show them respect or give them something to enjoy is awesome in my book. Having said that I can’t think of having less fun playing basketball than having a game on a gigantic boat in the fucking ocean. Windy, cold, like 2 inches of space between you and the water. I mean look at the edge of the court! Ohio State fan page is right, there’s like 1:1 odds that scrappy motherfucker Aaron Craft goes flying into the drink like 6 times diving for loose balls. No thanks. I’ll stick to a smelly hot gym where I don’t get every 3 pointer rejected by an easterly breeze and have a 50/50 shot of drowning.
Cool jerseys though so that’s a bonus.



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