The Sun- Becky Adams, 44, plans to spend £50,000 on the establishment, which she hopes will become the first of its kind in the world when it opens in 2014. She said: “People have the same sexual urges whether they’re disabled or not. Everyone deserves to experience and enjoy sexual contact. The two-roomed establishment, called Para Doxies from the old English word for prostitues, will be sufficient for two sex workers, carers and staff to assist clients with their day-to-day needs, says Becky. And, she adds, the brothel will provide transport to collect clients and take them home afterwards. It is currently legal to buy and sell sexual services in the United Kingdom but illegal to involve any third party, such as pimp or brothel madam, in the transaction. One person she is supporting is cerebal palsy sufferer Chris Fulton. Chris, 29, from Worcester, last week urged the Government to do more to help disabled people pay for prostitutes. Mr Fulton, who also has muscular dystrophy, wants the government to adopt a Dutch-style grant scheme. In Holland disabled people can receive public money in order to pay for sexual relations up to 12 times a year.
I personally don’t care too much about a place like this because chances are if I ever end up being disabled and/or having to pay for sex I’ll probably just off myself, but I’m kind of curious why this is making such big waves in the brothel world in the first place. I’ve watched enough episodes of Cathouse to consider myself somewhat of an expert in the world of whorehouses, and I know the first thing I would do if I opened one was make sure every handicapped person in the world would knew they had VIP access. I know that there’s an elite group of handicapped people that have an uncanny ability convert sympathy points into pussy, but there’s a whole other class of people that are never getting laid and they know it. Guys can come back from Iraq missing both legs and still crush it, but the paralyzed Viet-god-damn-nam vet with a tracheotomy knows there’s not too many people looking to to fuck a Speak n’ Spell that smells like an ashtray. I don’t see why the need for a brothel to cater specifically to disabled people. Besides self-diagnosed Asperger’s sufferers and old guys who no longer have the ability to give a shit, the handicapped demographic already has to be one of the most lucrative groups out there. Instead of giving them their own segregated business to alienate them even more, why not make changes to current brothels and let them realize in the end they’re no so different from every other hopeless guy paying someone to touch their penis?
PS- Say what you will about universal healthcare, but there’s no denying that people in Holland have it fucking good. I’m curious what qualifies you as “disabled” over there because I would contemplate chopping off certain parts of my body if it meant I’d get a laid a guaranteed 12 times a year.