I always thought it was hilarious when drunk college kids tried to fight bouncers. Like physically get right in their face and start pushing. Bro these guys are like hired assassins. There’s only one person who signs up to be a bouncer and that’s somebody who wants an excuse to crush skulls. Professional thugs. That’s probably why I have never in my life seen a viral video titled “Drunk College Kids Take Down Asshole Bouncers And Teach Them A Lesson” and why I have seen maybe 650 videos titled “Drunk College Kids Get Killed In 5 Seconds By Angry Bouncers.” Listen you never fight the bouncer. You stand a safe distance away and tell them they’re a loser doorman making 10 bucks an hour then threaten a lawsuit. Everybody knows that.

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