
Source — A Barcelona supporter in Iraq has been arrested for beheading his friend, a Real Madrid supporter, south of Baghdad. An Iraqi Interior Ministry source told Arabstoday that the two fans were involved in an argument at the Games Hall in the Aldjaarh. “A fight broke out on Monday night at the Games Hall in Aldjaarh, between two friends, one of whom supported Barcelona and the other who supported Real Madrid.” The source added that events took a dramatic turn when the Barcelona fan took out a knife and stabbed his friend several times, before “beheading him in public.”
See this is the problem with the Middle East. Well I guess if you don’t count the terrorism, extreme misogyny, and overall completely backwards way of life. It’s that they don’t even know how to properly be sports fans. Just take these two idiots for example. I mean arguing about sports is like a national past time of America. You like one team, your buddy likes another, your entire friendship is based around busting each other’s balls and rooting as hard as you can against them. Tom Brady’s a gay Uggs wearing primadonna, Eli Manning’s an ugly hick, Brady’s got 3 rings, Manning’s got 2 over Brady, Spygate what? Lucky miracle helmet catch with 10 holding penalties going on who? Then at the end of the day you slap high fives and say you’ll pick it up where you left off tomorrow over a beer and a burger. Well not in Iraq where apparently one second you’re arguing about your keeper being better than their keeper, next second you look up and your head is no longer attached to your body because your friend publicly beheaded you. WAY too far dude. Just totally uncalled for. Shove each other a little, throw a punch if you absolutely have to, but decapitating your BFF in the bar over a spirited futbol club debate is super out of bounds.

















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