So Bar Rafaeli is twitter bombing all these new shots of her as we speak. And this is the hottest she has ever looked, right? Just fucking BURNING hot. She’s got attitude, she’s got swag, she’s got a Smurf, she’s just bringing the fucking heat here. I’m not kidding when I say that second picture may be the sexiest a woman has ever looked in a photograph. It probably has a lot to do with the tongue, but that picture is just telling me that all my years of CCD were a crock of shit and Jesus was just some dude. I’d convert for you Bar.
These pictures are proof that girls should rarely try to look sexy. Like Prom Night? You all looked like assholes. Sorry ladies, but it’s true. If anyone told you that you looked beautiful on prom night they were jerking your chain. You looked like a caricature. Should have worn a sweatshirt here like Bar. She knows how to do it.
PS – How do you think Leo feels about the first pic?