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HustleBelt - The Star Press’ Zaleski reported earlier today that Newsome was suspended two games already stemming from a marijuana arrest, which was found during a traffic stop thanks to expired plates. I’m not sure where the boner pills fit into the equation, but there was an outstanding warrant for “conversion,” which Zaleski writes can usually be written up in cases of shoplifting, so the theft might be older than this week.

Ok now this is acceptable doping.  That scumfuck Lance Armstrong could learn a thing or two here.  Steroids to cheat at sports = bad.  Steroids for your small dick = understandable.  I mean having a small dick sucks.  My friend told me that.  Not a whole lot of options especially when you’re a cash strapped college kid.  Surgery is certainly out of the question and Extenze can run you a pretty penny.  Sometimes you get desperate and just stuff them in your backpack when you think no one’s looking.  Hey I don’t condone it but what are you gonna do?  Just trudge around campus with your head down with a 3 incher in your pants?  You’re a football player man.  Got to represent.