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Daily Mail - Eighty-three-year-old Eva Halpain and her partner John Manassel were in the midst of explaining to a local TV news crew how a falling tree had destroyed their house during a storm when their eyes suddenly widened. ‘What is this out there that we got?’ John asked, peering out to the end of the driveway. What they had, in fact, was a man who had just emerged from the woods stark naked. He was walking nonchalantly down the road with his hand over his genitals. It was there that the interview with KARK-TV came to a screeching halt as the shocked elderly couple stared at the man. ‘Do you know him? Jim, do you know this gentleman?’ Mr Manassel called to Eva’s son. ‘Nope, not at all,’ he replied. ‘I oughtta go out there and start an ass kicking contest,’ the elderly man replied. Police say the man, Nathaniel Koba, 22, was high on drugs when he walked out of the woods.

This video is so Arkansas I can’t even stand it.  Seriously if Aliens came down to Earth tomorrow and asked me to explain Arkansas to them I’d just click play on this video and let it speak for itself.  Couple of old timers sitting in the bed of a pickup truck wearing their Hogs gear talking about falling trees when all of a sudden a naked yokel stumbles out of the woods high on drugs with his wiener flopping around while the old man wants to start an ass kicking contest.  Perfect.  Should be the state tourism video.