Business Insider - Some Applebee’s restaurants in the south are sexing up their family-friendly reputation and becoming known as “Club Applebee’s” between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. The new Applebee’s endeavor even has a website where people can post pictures from the girl’s nights, luaus, or blacklight parties they have attended. The chain’s senior VP-beverages, Brian Masilionis, told Ad Age that only about 100 Applebee’s have embraced the club environment—they’re particularly prominent in Central Florida.
When I get hammered i think about one thing and one thing only: food. Sex couldnt be more of a secondary concern for me. I just want a large pizza and every chick on the planet can go fuck themselves. “That’s crazy kmarko! I just want to fuck!” you say? Well lucky for you this bitch doubles as a club. Bitches hanging from the rafters shaking their tits out like its a goddamn Blackout show. Seriously what’s the worst thing about clubs? No food. What’s the worst thing about Applebees? No pussy. Club Applebees? We’re all happy. Sizzling Chicken Fundidos while a sizzling hot smokebomb grinds her ass on my cock. Can’t beat it. Billion dollar idea. See Me Tomorrow? Yes you will, and every night after that because Club Applebees brings the fucking fire.