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Alamo Bowl Best Or Worst Streak Ever?

Went back and forth on labeling this the best or worst streak ever until I finally just gave up. I mean does it count as a streak if not a single security guard or person in the audience gives a shit or even notices you? Seriously did one person in the stadium know this guy was running on the field besides the like 4 bros in the front row? Kind of weird. Not to mention he didn’t even take any clothes off which is kind of the whole point of the streak, not that I wanted to see it or anything. Just strange overall execution. But if you’re a results-oriented type of person you can’t hate on the guy sprinting 130 yards, dropping a Heisman, hopping the fence and scampering out of the stadium un-arrested and un-knocked unconscious by an overzealous field cop so whatever.

By kmarko posted December 31st, 2012 at 10:13 AM

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by mhall1013 on December 31, 2012 at 10:20 am
that was about as unclimatic as sex with neil
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on December 31, 2012 at 10:50 am
If you let one guy get through without getting knocked out, now you got every jabroni thinking they can get away with it.
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by dana bibles midget penis on December 31, 2012 at 12:31 pm
"Not to mention he didn’t even take any clothes off which is kind of the whole point of the streak, not that I wanted to see it or anything." - I guess that makes you the 'weird' one amongst the barstool writers.
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by trousertrout on December 31, 2012 at 9:30 pm
Anyone else get the feeling this dumbass was severely dissapointed when he was not getting chased?
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