KONOTOP, Ukraine, Nov. 7 (UPI) — A 9-year-old Ukrainian boy spent nearly $4,000 on candy in several days, the money coming from his parents’ savings hidden in a couch. ”The disappearance [of the money] was first spotted by his father. He opened the stash and saw it was empty,” said Tatyana Kushnerova of the Konotop, Ukraine police department. After an argument, the son admitted taking the money during his autumn school holiday, $3,300 in U.S. cash and about 600 euros ($635), converting it to Ukrainian hryvnas with the help of an adult acquaintance and spending it on candy, which he shared with friends, the Russian news agency RIA Novosti reported Wednesday.
Anyone you know idiotic enough to be thinking about having a kid soon? Hinting at how it’s time to settle down and start a family? Just shoot this article over to them and see how they feel about it. This is what you got comin brotha. A little snotty nosed shithead who you have to take care of, support, give all your attention to, cater to his every whim, and oh, if you look away for a second he’ll steal your entire life’s saving and buy 2,000 packs of fucking Kit Kats. Unreal. Listen I’m as grateful as anyone to my parents for bringing me into the world, but what a fucking mistake that was. Could be retired probably living on an island somewhere by now, instead they’re still paying shit off from supporting my ass for 20-21 years. Don’t think I’ll be dumb enough to do that. I’ll keep my life’s savings thank you very much with no fat little greedy offspring snatching it to stuff Goobers and Whoopers in his fat fuck face.
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