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Yahoo – Ohio police have arrested an alleged drug kingpin, a 17-year-old accused of running a multimillion dollar ring that distributed high-grade marijuana through two school districts and netted $20,000 a month. When cops raided the boy’s bedroom at his parents’ home, they found over $6,000 in cash, prosecutors said. Authorities have not released the student’s name, because he was a 16-year-old minor at the time he committed the alleged drug deals. Warren County Prosecutor David Fornshell said the boy will be tried as juvenile. Cops first became aware of a high-grade hydroponic strain of marijuana being sold for $350-$400 an ounce in the Mason school district near Cincinnati last year. An undercover agent began making buys at Mason High School, where the teenager was a student, and uncovered a dealing operation headed by the arrested student. “The undercover officer uncovered six students or former students working for that individual and trafficking drugs in two school districts,” Fornshell told ABC News. “The group supplied an overwhelming amount of marijuana in the Mason and King school districts,” Fornshell said. The marijuana previously sold in the areas was a lower-grade variety smuggled into the U.S. through the border, but the weed they began seeing last year was a much more expensive product. The student helped lead cops to uncover a major grow operation, run by locals out of warehouses and other buildings in three nearby towns.

Nothing to make you feel like the biggest loser in the history of high school than a couple years blogging.  I mean it’s every day with this shit.  15 year olds banging out their science teachers in the parking lot.  17 year olds like face deep in bath salts and liqour.  Kids getting in trouble for fingerblasting their girlfriends in the middle of SATs.  Now this 16 year old drug kingpin of Ohio making 20 large a month running the largest pot network this side of the Mississippi.  Stashing boxes of cash in his bedroom in his parent’s house.  Probably buying mom and dad like fuckin diamonds and Benzes for Hannukah.  I was definitely doing something majorly wrong bussing tables beating myself off to sleep every night.  Just seems like there’s absolutely no way it should have taken me that long to get laid if every twerp on the block these days is just a total boss.