Lindsay Lohan Has Some Absurd Demands To Appear On Russian TV, Including Asking For A Sitdown With Vladimir Putin
TMZ – Lindsay [Lohan] was offered to appear on the most popular talk show in Russia — “Pust govoryat.” The show airs on Channel 1, a state-owned station.
The host wants to interview her about her relationship and breakup with ex-fiance Egor Tarabasov. Our Russian spies got us a copy of Channel 1’s letter to Lindsay, in which they say, “Please send the list of demands.”
Lindsay sent her demands alright …
— a private jet
— security
— 1 year Russian visa with extension
— 500,000 British pounds
— hair, makeup and manicurist onboard jet
— Ritz-Carlton penthouse suite
Oh, and one other thing. She wants to meet with President Vladimir Putin and get photos with him.
You see this list of demands coming from Lindsay Lohan, a human who quite literally has not had a relevant moment in her chosen career in years, and of course it seems absurd. At this point she should probably be happy with a free vacation, some VIP treatment from a powerful guy, and the fact that apparently one country just got Mean Girls on demand for the first time. But business 101 says you can’t get what you don’t ask for and Lindsay Lohan is a savvy negotiator for someone who has a high likelihood of having blown a Greek shipping heir for coke previously. Maybe she doesn’t get all the items listed above. But maybe she gets 100,000 British pounds and the private jet and gets to take a selfie with Putin for her Instagram. Or maybe North Korea sees this negotiation through TMZ and Kim Jong Un ends up throwing money and their finest bags of rice at her for an exclusive for their state run media instead. The world is your oyster when you’ve got cat nip for dictators like some hot Lindsay Lohan goss.
Anyway here’s what Lindsay Lohan looks like lately if you’re curious. We had to outbid the reanimated corpse of Pol Pot and Forest Whitaker playing Idi Amin for the rights to publish these so I hope they’re worth it:
