ISIS Twitter Recruiter Gets His Nudes Leaked, Entire Internet Sees His Micropenis

THE SUN – A RECRUITER for ISIS has been texting naked snaps of himself to girls.

The London-based extremist, who uses the alias Jazwari Saraqib, regularly posts online propaganda backing terrorist thugs. But since his smirking pics emerged a string of users have been sharing them on social media, with some mocking the size of his manhood.

A post on one account said: “This ISIS recruiter in London promised marriage to ISIS women, but then just had intercourse & taped it.”

Another said: “He is married.

“This hypocrite b*****d has been supporting ISIS for years & issued death threats to many on Twitter.”

“Saudi national in London. He sent the wrong ISIS fangirl nudes of his (tiny) wiener.”

Saraqib first came to the attention of authorities last year when he tweeted support for the IS-inspired attacks in San Bernardino, California, in which 14 people were killed.

He warned more attacks were on the way.

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When you send out fire terrorist nudes but they leak and everyone on Twitter sees your micropenis

After all the shit talking I’ve done towards ISIS I think this is the post that makes me the most nervous. You blog about them getting sniped, blowing themselves up, getting carpet bombed it’s all gravy. You come after a guy’s baby dick and all bets are off. Even terrorists living in the Stone Ages know micropenises are a soul crusher. I mean that’s a career ruiner right there. What kind of potential jihadist is going to be swayed by a recruiter with a micropenis? Who respects a baby dick?

Coach Cal would be pulling in a whole lot less McDonald’s All Americans with a 1.5 inch pecker, that’s all I’m saying.