Couple Faces 15 Years In Prison And Has To Register As Sex Offenders For Fucking On The Beach

Miami Herald - A jury Monday found a couple guilty of having sex on Bradenton Beach after only 15 minutes of deliberation.

The convictions carry a maximum prison sentence of 15 years.

Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 20, were charged with two counts each of lewd and lascivious behavior for having sex on a public beach on July 20, 2014.

Video played in the courtroom during the 1- 1/2-day-long trial showed Alvarez moving on top of Caballero in a sexual manner in broad daylight. Witnesses testified that a 3-year-old girl saw them.

Both Caballero and Alvarez will now have to register as sex offenders.

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Oh man, from all the videos we’ve seen over the past couple months, used to think the worst thing that could happen to you on vacation in Florida was getting sucker punched and knocked out on YouTube. Guess getting caught fucking on the beach and facing 15 years in prison while putting your name on a sex offender registry next to pedophiles tops that.

Seriously, this dude is so fucked.

A sentencing date was not announced, but Assistant State Attorney Anthony Dafonseca said they will pursue a harsher sentence for Caballero than Alvarez, since Alvarez has no prior record and Caballero has been to prison for almost eight years for a cocaine trafficking conviction.

The state will ask for jail time for Alvarez and prison time for Caballero. Dafonseca said due to Caballero being out of prison less than three years before committing another felony, he’s looking at serving the maximum time of 15 years.

A decade on the half for a little sex on the beach? In Florida? Isn’t this what Florida exists for, as a safe haven for degenerates? Yeah he has priors, but it’s not like he was caught slinging cocaine again. Dude just made a little bit of sweet sweet love to his 20 year old girlfriend. Tell that 3 year old to grow up, it’s a beautiful thing, gotta learn about it sooner or later.

Then again, not the easiest guy in the world to feel sorry for.

Her on the other hand.