Chicks Show Up To Prison In Sexy Police Outfits, Ask Guards If They Want To Have A Sex Party...Drug Their Whiskey And Free 28 Violent Prisoners

NYDN – Twenty-eight inmates escaped a Brazil prison after three women in dominatrix costumes duped guards in a fake orgy plot, according to reports.

The tempting trio walked up to the Nova Mutum public prison near Cuiaba in central Brazil and persuaded three guards to let them in for some drinking and role play at 3 a.m. Thursday, according to Reporter MT.

The guards brought the seductresses to their sleeping quarters, where the women drugged them with spiked whiskey, according to the Telegraph.

The women then stripped and handcuffed the men, investigators said. They stole their master keys and unlocked every cell, police said.

Jailbirds walked out through the main door, taking a total of three rifles, two revolvers and ammunition from the storage room on their way out, police said.

“The plan was to seduce them,” Police Chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira said at a news conference. “Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door.”

The disoriented guards were found naked and handcuffed the next morning, Ferreira said. Police later found a bag of lingerie and naughty police outfits nearby.

From the moment they drank the whisky, the agents don’t remember a thing,” she said at a news conference. “One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn’t even be questioned.”

Photographs of the swindled guards surfaced on social media and went viral Friday night, according to Reporter MT.

The guards were arrested and will face charges of facilitating a jailbreak and culpable embezzlement because of the firearms theft, police said.

Jesus, talk about 100 to 0 real quick.  Here you are working the night shift at the prison again, just staring at security screens hoping you don’t get shanked through some cell bars, when all of a sudden 3 sexy sluts show up basically pleading for you to have sex with them.  Like an episode straight out of your favorite Youjizz porn, something you’ve dreamed about forever.  Next thing you know you’re waking up with a savage headache, your pants around your ankles, 28 violent fully armed criminals on the loose and getting thrown into a cell of your own.  The worrrrrst twist of fate ever.

Seriously here’s a quick tip for anyone out there, from prison guards in charge of high security prisoners to just random joes on the street.  If a chick comes up to you asking if you’d like to have sex, something’s wrong.  Like 100% of the time basically.  If you don’t have to do any convincing, no drink buying, no gift buying, no weeks upon weeks of dating and working for it, and she just struts up to you and says “bang me” – turn around and run.  That shit just doesn’t happen without some ulterior motive like robbery, murdering or the release of an entire prison full of inmates.