Valentine's Countdown of Athlete's Wives & Girlfriends: No. 9 Brooklyn Decker

"The answer is 'Brooklyn Decker'." "What is a brand of power tools?" Buzz. "What is a style of architecture?" Buzz. "Who's the bikini model that's boinking Andy Roddick?" Ding.

I have to confess I wouldn't know Andy Roddick if he was standing in front of me. Gets mentioned a lot on PTI which means he's either a really good tennis player or the kind of rich, arrogant dickweed who goes aroundbelittling tennis umpires and making the rest of the world hate Americans. Or he could be one of those players who routinely throws matches for money. He's probably all three otherwise Tony & Michael wouldn't talk about him. All I know is tennis players always pull this caliber of tail. It usually costs thousands of dollars to cover your kid's athletic career. Tennis courts are free, a racquet is a hundred bucks and a can of ball is $1.99. I'm getting my sons on the court. They'll thank me someday.