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June 14, 2007

Twins: A Tribute

According to the world's foremost source of impeccably researched reference material, the term "twins" is defined as " a strong thread or string composed of two or more smaller strands or yarns twisted together. "

But in honor of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's 21st birthday, we at Barstool would like to pay tribute to those other kinds of twins. The kind that result when two fertilzed eggs are implanted in the uterine wall at the same time and are independently fertilized by two different sperm cells.

Again according to Wikipedia, there are two types of twins, Fraternal and Identical, but we at Barstool would like to take this occasion to honor our other, more favorite categories:

Jailbait Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley

Drunken, Powerful, Embarassment-to-the-Family Twins

Jen and Barbra Bush

 

Impossibly Put-together (But Sort of Odd-looking) 90's Twins

The Barbi Sisters

 

 

Hef's Kinda Twins

Mirjam & Karin van Breeschooten

 

 

The Bentleys

 

 

Creepy-ass Twins

The Grady Twins from "The Shining"

 

Twins That Will Satisfy A Bunch of Sexual Fantasies All At Once (Threesomes, Sisters, Twins, Asians, Schoolgirl Outfits...)

Fook Mi and Fook Yu

 

 

Talentless Reality TV Twins

Becky and Jesse O'Donoghue

 

Australian Pop Music Twins

 

Lisa and Jessica Origliasso, The Veronicas

 

 

MILF Twins

Jill (Crossing Jordan) and Jacqueline (Canadian TV) Hennessy

 

 

Essentially Useless MTV Twins

Kelly and Sabrina Aldride, 8th & Ocean 

 

 

 

Various Sports Twins 

 

 

 

Insanely Hot Half a Set of Twins

Giselle Bunchen

 

 

Scarlett Johansson 

 

 

Monica Bellucci's "Twins"