Top 10 Sports-Related South Park Episodes

The list ranks the Top 10 Sports-Related South Park episodes and by sports-related, I count something as a sport if ESPN ever televised it. Which pretty much includes every quasisport in the history of mankind. Baseball, football, dodgeball, skiing, video games, body-building, spelling bees- they all make the cut. Hell, I even stretched the definition of "sport" to include "hockey."

It's a safe bet that you're about as fun as Spring Break in Darfur if you don't laugh your ass off at these episodes. And if you don't think the top two choices on this list are funny then you may be clinically dead and should consult a physician.

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10. Asspen- Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians.

9. Tweek vs. Craig- The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo.

8. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride- Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school. 

7. Make Love, Not Witchcraft- The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

6. Weight Gain 4000- Cartman tries to bulk up using "Weight Gain 4000".

5. Hooked on Monkey Phonics- Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual Spelling Bee.

4. Conjoined Fetus Lady- The South Park Cows dodgeball team goes to the state, national and finally the international finals in China.

3. The Losing Edge- If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

2. Stanley's Cup- Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him.

1. Up The Down Steroid- Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he's determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he's handicapped.