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April 19, 2007

Top 20 Hot Female Athletes- 20-11

That Actually Still Sorta Do Something Athleticy

There is no Anna Kournikova on this list. No Katarina Witt. No Mia Hamm. To qualify for this list, the chick athlete has to still be active in her sport/ glorified hobby. Those are the rules. The only other rule is that she has to be hot when compared to other female athletes. Not supermodels.

20. Sue Bird (basketball)- Guys love Sue Bird because they're all convinced that she would hook up with them. She's pretty but she isn't intimidating pretty. She's girl next door all sweaty from hoops practice pretty. And that works.

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19. Erica Blasberg (golf)- Blasberg is going to give Natalie Gulbis a run for her money very soon. Blasberg is a professional golfer but she's nowhere near Gulbis' level which means one thing- the outfits are going to get skimpier and the photoshoots are going to get racier. That's how it works in women's sports- the winners win and the losers pose naked.

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18. Ashley Force (motorsports)- I guess driving a funny car counts as a sport. It seems like all you do is push your foot down and pray that you don't die but who am I to say that pushing your foot down doesn't take some athletic ability.

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17. Biba Golic (table tennis)- Notice how I used "table tennis" instead of "ping pong?" It just sounds better. If driving a funny car is a sport then table tennis definitely qualifies. Biba looks like a porn star- a poorly paid Eastern European porn star- but looking like a poorly paid Eastern European porn star and playing a sport is good enough for #17 on this list.

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16. Sasha Cohen (figure skating)- Any athlete that flexible (photographic evidence below) makes this list. End of story.

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15. Danica Patrick (motor sports)- Her hotness doesn't quite match her fame but she's still the best case scenario when it comes to a race car driver in a bikini.

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14. Jelena Dokic (tennis)- Tall, leggy, blonde tennis players are a dime a dozen but Dokic is one of the better ones. Downside to Dokic- has a crazy father who looks like he would dismember you if you had Jelena out past her curfew.

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13. Missy Gibson (surfing)- I couldn't tell you anything about Missy Gibson. She is apparently a surfer and has two outstanding photos floating around the Internets. That's all I know.

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12. Natalie Gulbis (golf)- Big Ben hit that. And the asphalt. I'm guessing that hitting Gulbis was the more enjoyable experience.

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11. Niki Gudex (bike riding)- Niki Gudex is a BMXer or a mountain biker or a unicyclist. Who the hell knows. She rides bikes and wears bikinis.

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