Random Thoughts
1. Daily Mail - Tax authorities in Germany are poised to claim 50 per cent of the money that a teenage student earned for ‘auctioning’ her virginity because they claim it was ‘tantamount to prostitution’. Romanian-born Alina Percea, who is a student in Germany, was paid £8,800 in cash for a weekend of sex with the Italian businessman after she auctioned her virginity online. But tax officials in Berlin regard the 18-year-old’s act as ‘nothing more than prostitution’. Prostitution is legal in Germany - but it is heavily taxed….One tax expert said: ‘Even if she was taxed as a purveyor of erotic moments, or whatever she wants to call what she did, she would have to pay tax on it. Prostitution is merely a means for the bureaucrats to pin her down for a claim. ‘She would have been better off keeping quiet about this strange transaction.’
Let this be a lesson to all you aspiring sluts out there. You can sell your V-card to some skeevey Eurotrash businessman, you can humiliate yourself in public and take years off your mother and father’s lives in the process, but you’ve got to declare every penny. Those government suits have nothing better to do than track you down so they can extract their pound of flesh while you try to earn an honest living as a purveyor of erotic moments. Don’t forget it was the pencil pushers who brought down every notorious criminal from Dillinger to Al Capone to Denny McLain. Still, you’ve got to feel bad for Alina. 50% is an outrageous amount. Even if she takes a deduction for rubbers, a boob job and cheap hotel rooms and whatnot, that’s still barely enough to live off of. It almost makes it not worth it to peddle your flesh in the first place.
2. SPOTSYLVANIA, Va. — A Spotsylvania man’s family turned him in to police after he admitted to “fooling around” with the family dog, according to the Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Office. Robert John Ward, 66, was arrested Monday for alleged bestiality. Deputies began investigating Ward after a family member called authorities with the allegation. Ward admitted to a deputy that he had touched the dog inappropriately and that he’d had the dog perform sexual acts on him, according to the sheriff’s office. A vet examined the dog and found that her anal glands were swollen, the sheriff’s office said. The accusing relative said the dog had been acting strange for several weeks.
What the hell is going on between the Commonwealth of Virginia and dogs? If they don’t have millionaire quarterbacks forcing them to bite each other then electrocuting the loser, they’ve got sketchy old hillbillies making them give him doggy head and committing buggery on them. The Virginia license plate ought to say “The Dog Abuse State.” That said, I’m willing to give Robert John Ward the benefit of the doubt. I know I’ll take a lot of grief from Dog Rights Advocates, but we all know they sometimes lie about these things. It happens all the time. You’ll be having consensual dog sex… just a normal, beautiful thing between consenting mammals…you’ve seen the license on her collar so you know she’s old enough, and all of a sudden the bitch gets second thoughts and starts howling “rape” and the next thing you know you’re being led away in cuffs. Sure, maybe later on she’ll refuse to speak in court. Maybe she’ll just roll over and play dead and the charges will get dropped, but then where does Robert go to get his reputation back? I’m not saying that’s the case here, just that maybe Ward truly loved the dog and the dog truly loved licking his nuts in return. All I’m saying is I’m going to withhold judgment in case there’s a perfectly innocent explanation for those swollen anal glands.
3. The Sun - PORN star Sexy Cora bit off more than she could chew when she tried to break the ORAL SEX world record for a new blue movie. Blonde Cora — real name Carolin Berger — had aimed to service 200 punters in Hamburg, Germany. But she was forced to call off the bid when she collapsed after reaching her 75th man and was rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties. The 21-year-old star is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight. She is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops. Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.
Well you know what they say about sucking 200 dicks at once. If it was easy, everybody would do it. I’m sure Sexy Cora isn’t the first chick to almost suffocate trying to set a blowjob world record and she certainly won’t be the last. But like a famous philosopher once said, “if you want the ultimate, you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love”
PS - I kind of found it in poor taste to bring up the indecency charges in the same story we’re talking about a woman’s life. I mean Sexy Cora almost died here. How about a little respect? If people didn’t want to watch her fuck in a family park in broad daylight then just look away or go to a different park. It’s like people who complain about the Stool. Nobody has a gun to your head forcing you to read it. You don’t like it? Don’t read it. You don’t want to watch Sexy Cora fuck in a family park? Close your eyes.
4. NAPLES — A 51-year-old North Naples man is facing a misdemeanor battery charge after authorities say he repeatedly slapped the rear end of a waitress at IHOP, despite her demands that he stop. On Saturday morning, Peter J. Banco, 6560 Ilex Circle, was at the IHOP restaurant at 1921 Davis Blvd., and was intoxicated, according to an arrest report. Anna Prideaux, a waitress at the restaurant, told Collier County sheriff’s deputies that Banco slapped her rear three times while they were outside. Prideaux told Banco to stop, reports said. Back inside the restaurant Banco slapped Prideaux’s rear end two more times, and told her that she liked it, officials said. When she told him to stop, Banco called Prideaux a derogatory name and left. Early Sunday Banco returned to the restaurant and began calling Prideaux a derogatory name again, reports said. When she called authorities, Blanco left the restaurant. Deputies stopped his vehicle and arrested him.
Okay I’ll bite. What was the IHOP waitress and this dude doing outside together? I mean that’s weird right? So before I pass judgment here, I’d like a little more info on this case. And more importantly I kind of agree with this dude. Chicks who work at IHOP definitly like getting slapped in the ass even if they say they don’t admit it. Because it’s a proven fact all IHOP waitress are pigs and all pigs like attention. Hmm, maybe I just connected the dots on why these two lovebirds were outside having a slap ass session in the first place? Seriously I should be a fucking lawyer. Case dismissed!
5. MAY 19–Driving to see his girlfriend Sunday evening, Andrew Jones recalled being “excited” about their approaching rendezvous. Which might explain why Jones, 34, was allegedly masturbating while supposedly “talking dirty” to the woman on the phone (while simultaneously piloting his 2002 Chrysler Sebring). Of course, that doesn’t really explain why the West Virginia man was wearing women’s underwear and stockings at the time. Jones was busted by a state trooper after two separate truckers called 911 to report seeing a motorist “masturbating while driving.” Jones, seen in the mug shot at right, was charged with indecent exposure and drug possession (a bag of methamphetamine and a pipe were found in his car), according to the below misdemeanor criminal complaint.
Fucking idiot. Everybody knows when you think you’re going to have sex that night you beat off before you leave the house so you can last longer. Not when you’re already in the car driving to see your lady. Because forget about the reckless driving stuff. What about your clothes and shit? How do you clean up after jacking off like this? Jizz must go everywhere right? So if this guy is guilty of anything it’s just of poor planning. And I guess the women’s underwear and stockings is a little strange too, but I’m sure there is a logical explanation for that. Like maybe he just caught a case of Adam Lambert fever?
6. UNCASVILLE, Conn. - A VIP host who catered to the whims of the rich and famous at a swank Mohegan Sun nightclub is suing New England Patriot Matt Light [stats], claiming the All-Pro tackle broke his nose during a dance-floor dust-up. Jacob Herman II, 25, alleges in court papers the 6-foot-4-inch, 305-pound Light left him badly bruised and with two black eyes. Herman underwent surgery to repair a severe deviated septum and depressed left nasal bone fracture, his lawyer said yesterday. Herman, of Preston, an interior designer currently studying in Korea, filed his complaint with the casino’s Gaming Disputes Trial Court Nov. 13, accusing Light of intentional assault and battery, negligence and recklessness. No date for the bench trial has been set. The incident is alleged to have happened on New Year’s Eve, 2007, in the exclusive Blue Room of Ultra 88. Pats players partying with Light included former quarterback Matt Cassel, center Dan Koppen, wide receiver Wes Welker and kicker Stephen Gostkowski, according to a Mohegan Tribal Police report. Police said surveillance footage shows two groups being separated by club personnel, but “does not show anyone being struck.” Light later told investigators “he may have pushed someone out of the way en route to help his wife,” who’d motioned to him she was having a problem on the dance floor, but he denied fighting with anyone, police said. Herman, police noted, had a black-and-blue left eye and a cut on his nose, but refused medical attention. He claims in his complaint he was trying to pull Light off another man who was being pummeled, when Light turned on him, fists flying. “Part of the host’s position is to protect the general public and that’s what he was trying to do,” Fashjian said.
I’m confused. Is this guy a casino host or an interior designer from Korea? Because you can’t be both. And from the sounds of it I’m going with interior designer. Because let’s call a spade a spade. The job of a casino host is certainly not to protect the general public. In fact it’s quite the opposite. His only responsibility is to make sure his clients have the best fucking time possible. Whether that means getting them hookers, getting them drugs, getting them people to beat up, getting them dinner reservation or whatever else it may be. And when your client is a 3 time superbowl champion it’s all of those things times a zillion. So if anybody should be getting sued here it should be this fraud of a casino host. Because if this guy was doing his job the second some fool started grinding on Matt Light’s wife he should served him up on a silver platter for Light to do as he pleased. But instead he actually tried to break up the fight. Give me a break. Casino host my ass. Just another example of the world taking a cheap shot at the Pats. They hate us because they want to be us.
7. Indiana - Notre Dame’s media guide has a lot of helpful things – except one. If you’re trying to get a full picture of Charlie Weis’ coaching career and how teams have done while he’s been on staff, you’ll need to do more research. Notre Dame omitted the losing seasons from Weis’ year-by-year biography on page 15 of the 2009 Spring Prospectus and page 90 of the 2008 football media guide. Among the omissions is the Irish’s 3-9 2007 season. The 2007 statistics appear on page 91 in the 2008 guide and in the school’s year-by-year history, among other places.Other records that are missing include the New England Patriots’ 5-11 season in 2000, the 6-10 year the Patriots had in 1995, the 5-11 year in 1993, a 6-10 campaign with the New York Giants in 1992 and two losing seasons at South Carolina: 5-6 in 1985 and 3-6-2 in 1986. However, any .500 or better season Weis helped out in, from the 8-4 Gator Bowl season at South Carolina in 1987 to the 10-2 Sugar Bowl year at Notre Dame in 2006, was included. Heisler said the decision had nothing to do with Weis. “In a lot of cases those decisions are made on the fly, on deadline pressure,” [senior associate athletics director for media relations John] Heisler said. “Whenever we did that in the beginning for Charlie or whatever, I don’t know that there was a reason why we were trying to go back and make it look like something else.”
I can relate to senior associate athletics director for media relations John Heisler here. Even when you’ve got a ridiculous amount of diminutives in your job title, when you’re right you’re right. Like AADMR Heisler, I’ve been accused on occasion of sugar coating things. Of only looking at the positives. Of putting a shine on a sneaker if you will. With regards to Boston teams and, frankly the Fighting Irish themselves. Oh, you said the Pats would go 19-0, you made excuses for Manny, you said they’d get two 1st rounders for Matt Cassel, you said Notre Dame would win when they played Weis’ recruits, blah, blah, blah. Great souls have always been targets for mediocre minds. Well now it can be told: I’m not a shameless homer. I may have omitted some facts in the past. But those were decisions made on the fly, due to deadline pressure. If mistakes were made, I’ll get around to correcting them once I, like the Notre Dame Sports Information Dept., can find the time.
8. Cornell - Our project is a fart intensity detector which ranks fart magnitude on a scale from 0-9 according to sound, temperature, and gas concentrations. The inspiration for this project was to determine who could generate the worst flatulence measurable in a personally unbiased manner. To do so, however, requires measuring the intensity of these emissions. Therefore, a multitude of sensors were used in conjunction with a microcontroller to coordinate and analyze these sensor readings. Sound, temperature, and gas sensors were chosen for this purpose. As a readout itself is not very user friendly, additional functionality was added with an LCD screen, speaker, LEDs, fan, and playback button. The LCD screen alerts the user to the status of the device as well as displaying rankings from each sensor and an overall ranking, as do flashing LEDs. Overall rank is stated by the speaker, with beeping of varying intensity signifying fart rank. If the fart is ranked high enough, a fan turns on to blow it away. A playback button is also added to allow the user to hear his previous fart. All of these components were assembled in a component box on a tripod, or a Fart Intensity Detection Station, for ease of use.
Listen I don’t want to sound like some engineering guru, but I just don’t see how this can work. Can a fart machine measure sound? Sure. Can a fart machine measure temperature? Absolutely. Can a fart machine measure gas concentrations? I guess so. But what a fart machine can’t measure is smell. Because I’ve seen some of the biggest burliest men you’d ever want to meet, rip some of the loudest farts you’d ever want to hear, but they pack no punch. They come in with a bang and leave with a whimper. And then on the flip side I’ve seen some of the tiniest little girls on the planet stink up rooms with SBD’s like you can only dream about. So sure a fart machine can scientifically measure sound, temperature and gas concentrations but just like the Russians learned in Rocky IV you can’t measure a man’s heart or in this case smell. It’s the fart intangibles that they don’t teach you in textbooks that is the difference between an ordinary fart and a legendary one. And as far as I know there is no fart machine that can measure that. It’s what separates us from them. It’s why you play the game.
9. SPRINGFIELD - A Marysville mother was arrested on Friday, May 15, after police found her having sex with a man in the front seat of a car while her two young children sat in the back seat, according to police reports. Danica A. Wallace, 24, was charged with two counts of endangering children as well as public indecency, drug paraphernalia and driving while intoxicated and taken to Clark County Jail, according to a Springfield police report. Her 3-year-old son and 1-year-old daughter were taken in by family. Police said they found Wallace engaged in sexual activity with Eric Welch, 29, of Springfield. Wallace told police that she had been driving, but pulled over to have sex with Welch because they could not have sex at the friend’s house where they had been, according to the police report.
Listen you want to arrest this lady for driving drunk be my guest. You won’t hear a peep out of me. But let’s cut the shit with this whole endangering children crap. That’s just piling on. Because let me ask you this. How much shit do you remember from when you were 3 years old? I mean my parents could have used me as a cum rag at that age and I still would have turned out just as awesome as I did so everybody can calm down. Typical PC bullshit.
10. ESPN - Jon Gruden intends to coach again, but until that day, the man known throughout the NFL as “Chucky” will get to sharpen his teeth in ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” booth… Kornheiser decided to step down after three years of MNF. “I am totally grateful for the MNF opportunity that I truly enjoyed the last three seasons,” he said. “I feel we got better each year. My fear of planes is legendary and sadly true. When I looked at the upcoming schedule it was the perfect storm that would’ve frequently moved me from the bus to the air. I kept looking at the schedule the past month and wanted to find a way to quietly extricate myself.”
I suppose for the rest of this news cycle this is going to be treated like a big deal, but is it? Does anyone truly care who the Monday Night Football announcers are any more? I can’t help but feeling MNF is one of those institutions that was a cultural phenomenon a generation ago when it was still a novelty but now, apart from giving you the chance to bail out after a back weekend with the bookie, it’s just another football game. In much the same way that James Bond movies used to be a big deal and Sean Connery was a legend but now we’re lousy with spy movies and every few years they roll out a different guy to play Bond and you wonder what all the fuss was about. The MNF announcers might have been something to talk about back in the Gifford-Meredith-Cossell days, but no longer. It’s obvious ESPN is willing to just trot out whomever. What this signals though, is the Worldwide Leader is getting away from the “Zany Third Guy Who’s Going to Add Some Levity” spot that Kornheiser tried, and failed, to fill. Everybody likes Kornheiser, but nobody liked him in the booth. To continue the analogy, Kornheiser was MNF’s Timothy Dalton. A failure of casting. He just could never translate the witty banter of PTI (which is not only scripted, but rehearsed) into a live football game. So instead he settled into the tedious role of Big Picture Guy. You could set your watch every game to Tony’s Big Picture Speech, designed to put the game into “perspective”: “The city of Baltimore obviously loved the Colts and was heartbroken when Robert Irsay moved them to Indianapolis… The city went without football for years until Art Modell moved the Browns… I’ll continue after the play…” Still, Gruden is a peculiar choice, given the fact that he’s 100% guaranteed to be back on somebody’s sidelines by 2010. And with the Serious-but-Upbeat Ron Jaworski already doing most of the talking, who knows how the Serious-but-Intense Gruden is going to fit in. I might be the only man in America who feels this way, but I wish they’d just bring Dennis Miller back.
11. BEDFORD — An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom says he overreacted when he called 911. Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him. His son, also named Andrew, lives with his parents and has a room in the basement. The father declined to press charges and told police he doesn’t want to ruin his son’s political career. The younger Mizsak works as a political consultant and is a school board member in Bedford, a Cleveland suburb. The son says he and his father love each very much and that he’s lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.
The dad isn’t pressing charges because he doesn’t want to ruin his son’s political career? Well maybe he should have thought about that before calling 911? Because there are lots of things we can tolerate with our politicians like Lying, cheating, adultery, fraud, throwing foot at people etc. But a messy room isn’t one of them. I mean if you can’t keep your bedroom clean how are we supposed to trust you with running a country or in this case the school board meetings? Oh well looks like Jr can kiss that school board member position goodbye. Way to go dad. Way to go.
12. ANDERSON - A 30-year-old Anderson woman accused of having sex or intimate encounters with at least three underage boys who were 15 to 16 years old pleaded not guilty Wednesday in Shasta County Superior Court.Deborah Lee Towe, who was arrested Tuesday afternoon at her Thomas Avenue home, is charged with 11 felonies, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 16, committing lewd acts upon a child and arranging a meeting with a minor for a lewd purpose. During a May 5 police interview with Towe, she initially denied having sex with the boys, but later confessed and began to cry, the report said.”Deborah Towe stated she never meant to hurt anybody,” the report said. But Towe admitted that she enjoyed the attention she received from the boys. “I then made the statement, ‘You must have felt pretty attractive,’ ” an Anderson police detective said in the report. “Deborah Towe stated, ‘I did, I felt young, I missed all those years.’ ” She also said she set her sights on the boys to protect her daughter from their affections, the police report said.
What’s the fastest “not guilty” verdict ever given in the history of the United States judicial system ? Because whatever it is I predict this verdict will shatter the old record. Listen every good parent will tell you that the most important thing you can do is in life is protect your children. Sometimes that means teaching them about the dangers of drugs and sometimes that means telling them not to talk to strangers. In the case of Deborah Lee Towe it meant that she had to fuck all the boys in her daughters school so they wouldn’t be interested in banging her daughter. So if there is even one parent on this jury there is no way they’ll find her guilty. Because what better way is there to protect your daughter from teenage dick then to hoard the dick yourself? Deborah Lee Towe is nothing short of a hero slut in my book.
13. NBC - A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s virginity as a present was spared jail by a British court on Friday. The court heard that the father, who came to Britain eight years ago, was arrested last July during an undercover operation by the city’s vice squad. Prosecutor Adrian Harris said the man and his son had approached the undercover officer whose code name was Sarah and beckoned her over.He asked “Sarah” how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a $30 fee. However, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers.”The boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said ‘will she do?’,” Harris said. Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son. “You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute,” he said.
Finally the legal system got one right. I mean do you know what type of advantage it is for a kid to be the first one to fuck in his grade. You’re like the cock of the walk. Everybody else is talking about holding hands and getting to 2nd base and you’re balls deep in hookers. It’s tough to compete with that type of shit playing 4 square at recess. So clearly all this dad wanted to do was give his kid every advantage possible. It’s not just excellent character we’re talking about here. It’s excellent parenting. Plus don’t think for a second bitches aren’t intrigued by a little experience in the sack. Like I said it’s a huge advantage all the way around.
14. WTSP - 10 Connects caught up with the 16-year-old in the photo - and her mother Jeanette. The young girl admits she didn’t wear underwear that day but says it was because she didn’t want her panty lines to show. She says she did not show herself like that on purpose, “Absolutely not. It is ridiculously embarrassing.” The Sickles junior says she found out about the photo when seniors got their yearbooks on Monday. She has not been back to school since. “I started crying, I was freaking out and I didn’t know what to do. This is my junior year, it’s so important. I didn’t think I could go back to school knowing that everyone knew and had seen the picture.” “As a mom, I’m not going to make her go [to school],” said Jeanette. Mom wants the school to stop handing out the yearbooks, collect the ones that have gone out and reprint them without the photo. Hillsborough County School District spokesperson Linda Cobbe told 10 Connects the picture is not revealing at all. “We don’t believe there is exposure in the yearbook…. It is a shadow.”"Is it a shadow, is it not a shadow? My whole thing is, it doesn’t matter, the photo itself is damaging to a 16-year-old and should not have been published,” said Jeanette.
I got to agree with the mother here. This isn’t about whether the pussy is a shadow or not. That’s totally and completely irrelevant. The bigger question here is how are you going to wear a skirt with no underwear to school and then sit in a club picture without crossing your legs and then complain about your twat hanging out? Seriously they teach this shit to bitches when they are like 3 years old. Cross your fucking legs! So spare me the sob story. I mean tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t me this bitch didn’t flash the vag on purpose.
15. WORCESTER, Mass. (AP) — A former middle school gym teacher facing child pornography possession charges has been denied a request to attend Boston Red Sox games. Brian Rossi asked to be allowed to go to Red Sox games while he’s under home confinement. A federal magistrate refused on Tuesday to relax the rules. Rossi wears a monitoring device and is only allowed to leave home for court-approved medical and legal appointments. But he asked the judge if could attend 13 baseball games with family members because he bought the tickets before his February arrest. He has pleaded not guilty to federal charges accusing him of possessing videos and printed images of boys ages 8 to 12 involved in sex acts.
I can’t ever recall a grosser miscarriage of justice. These Massachusetts judges have gotten mad with power. What’s Brian Rossi supposed to do? Just eat the tickets? He bought and paid for them before he got caught with possessing videos and printed images of boys ages 8 to 12 involved in sex acts. What part of that does the judge not understand? If he knew he was going to be sentenced to the living hell of house confinement, he probably never would’ve bought the tickets. Is there no justice left in this world? Brian Rossi is the Sacco & Vanzetti of guys who like to beat off to images of little boys. I mean, what’s the harm if he takes in the 13 games he paid for? It’s not like he’s going to be exposed to little kids at Fenway is it? OK, maybe a few. 10,000 or so. But let me reiterate: he already bought the tickets. Besides, Roger Clemens was banging an underage Mindy McCready and probably half the jailbait in Texas, and they never kicked him out. But now ol’ Bri is reduced to satisfying himself with sitting at home watching the games on NESN like all us losers. It’s a travesty. As long as the Brian Rossi’s of the world get no justice, there’ll be no peace.
16. news.com.au - A TAIWAN carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed. The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002. The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera and were on a pornographic DVD, titled Affairs with Others’ Wives, which the husband bought from a vendor to watch at home. Lee, who lives in Taoyuan County near Taipei, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled their village. In August 2008, Lee spotted the butcher in Chungli City, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh. The butcher sued Lee for causing bodily harm. Lee sought but was unable to countersue the butcher for adultery, because of a five-year statute of limitations.
Man this butcher has some nerve huh? I mean you fucked your best friends wife dude. How are you going to turn around and sue his ass? I don’t care whether he chops your balls off and feeds them to you for dinner you can’t sue him. You lost that right the second you inserted your dick into his wife’s vagina. That’s the rule. But that’s not even here nor there. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Are cheating wives pornos authentic? I always just assumed that the wives were actresses played by porno stars. But this story has made me reevaluate my entire porn theory. I guess this just proves that when it comes to porn the Taiwanese are playing chess while everybody else is playing checkers.
PS - What are the odds that you buy a porno off some street vendor only to find out that your wife is the star of it and neither of you knew it existed beforehand? I would have said it’s impossible if I didn’t read it with my own two eyes.
17. Boston.com – Craigslist, the country’s largest online classified website, has promised to eliminate its erotic services section and manually review every ad posted to a new adult services section it will create on the website. The change comes weeks after Boston medical student Philip Markoff was charged with the April killing of a masseuse he met through the erotic services section on the website. (Markoff has pleaded not guilty to charges that include armed robbery and murder.) As of last night, Craigslist stopped accepting erotic service postings, and all remaining ads posted May 12 will expire within seven days. The new adult section will also ban nude or graphic photos. “It’s clear to everyone that Craigslist’s erotic services section was nothing more than an Internet brothel,” Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan said in a statement. “I’m encouraged that Craigslist has agreed to fundamentally change how they operate and monitor their site. The steps they’re taking are the only effective way to prevent the exploitation of women and children.”
Well talk about letting the one bad apple spoil the whole bunch? This attorney general/cunt Lisa Madigan needs to take her ignorant, self-righteous ego straight out of her ass and take a good whiff of the real world. Banning nude photos on Craigslist is going to prevent the exploitation of women and children? Hmm, I guess women and children were never exploited before? Interesting, that’s great news. And prostitutes – I guess they’ve never been killed by their clients before the internet was invented? More great news, especially since prostitution’s been around for a little more than 10,000 years. Listen, nobody wants to see a young masseuse get killed by some psycho from Quincy. But this is a classic overreaction by the government to the Nth degree. Hey, no worries here… but I always thought it was the U.S. who won the Cold War.
18. Clarendon County (WLTX) - A Clarendon County waitress is accused of shooting a customer at the restaurant after the two had a dispute. An early morning run for breakfast at the Waffle House on Paxville Highway in Manning turned terribly wrong for Crystal Samuel. “I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star,” says Samuel. A popular meal on the menu. “Grits, sausage, toast, eggs and a waffle,” says Samuel. Instead, she says while she waited for her order, her friends started eating. That’s when Samuel says she was told they couldn’t eat from carryout trays inside the restaurant. “I said what is your fuss about. I said we haven’t paid for our food. She (Ward) said well you all got to leave. How you want us to leave and we ain’t paid for the food yet,” says Samuel. That’s when it got ugly. Samuel says she threw a waffle at the waitress. “I did actually throw some food but it didn’t hit her,” says Samuel. “That’s when she (Ward) jumped across the counter and we got into it,” says Samuel. Clarendon County Sheriff Randy Garrett says the altercation continued outside where he says Ward got a gun from her car and a gun magazine from her trunk. ” Investigators say Ward’s gun discharged during the altercation. They say a bullet fragment struck Samuel in the arm. Before it ended, authorities say Ward struck the victim in the head with the gun. “She got the last lick,”says Samuel. Meanwhile Ward has bonded out of jail.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody tried to order an All Star from the Waffle House and ended up get shot or pistol whipped I’d be a rich man by now. I mean you step in there and all rules for civilized society go right out the window. You got drunks, homeless people, idiots, college punks and everything in between coming in at all hours. So in my book the waitress did nothing wrong. It’s all about maintaining Waffle House control. And just like with a sheriff in the Wild Wild West the only thing these outlaws understand is the way of the gun. Bottomline is you can’t eat off your carry out tray and you can’t throw waffles at the waitress. If you break either of these rules expect to get shot or at the very least pistol whipped.