Random Thoughts
1. NEW YORK – A state assemblyman investigating the financing for the Mets and Yankees new ballparks wants to postpone a vote on additional public bonds for the projects. Assemblyman Richard Brodsky released a letter Friday requesting the city Industrial Development Agency to delay the Jan. 16 vote. The teams are asking the city for $450 million more in public bonds to pay for their new parks...The Yankees are asking for another $259 million in tax-exempt bonds and $111 million in taxable bonds, on top of the $940 million in tax-exempt bonds and $25 million in taxable bonds already granted for its $1.3 billion stadium. The Mets want another $83 million, in addition to the $615 million already approved for their $800 million park.
You can say what you want about Massachusetts, and Lord knows our state and local governments are backwardsass in a lot of ways. But at least we're not New York, where they hand hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars over to the Steinbrenners and the Wilpons, who last time I checked weren't exactly hard up for cash. Nor are they curing leukemia or killing terrorists. So two weeks after the Yankees shell out $400 million for three free agents, they've got the balls to ask the taxpayers for an additional $370 million to help pay for a ballpark that they will then charge the public exhorbitant amounts to get into. In the middle of a worldwide economic collapse. Meanwhile I guarantee you guys on the FDNY are fighting for meager pay raises and teachers are being told they can't use too much copy paper. Makes sense. Exactly the kind of good government Washington and Jefferson would've wanted. Masshole politicians are as greedy and corrupt as they come, but even they have the good sense to tell multi-billionaires like John Henry and Bob Kraft to go piss up a rope when they look for handouts. As much as New York likes to talk a good game like it's a world class city, when it comes to pro sports they're no better than Jacksonville or Oklahoma City.
2. BURLINGTON, Vt. - For Nicole Zarrillo, seeing a snowboarder with one of Burton Snowboards' new Playboy designs at a Vermont ski slope underscored the reasons why many Vermonters - including her boss - are protesting the new men's snowboards. "When you really think about it, it's a young man standing on top of a naked woman's body," said Zarrillo, 38, an office manager for a nonprofit based in Burlington, also home to Burton's headquarters. "I probably could have gotten past it, because I try to have an open mind, but seeing it like that, it's offensive." Burton Snowboards, located in Vermont's largest city since 1992, cemented its reputation among Vermonters as a progressive company through employee benefits such as matching child-care payments and paying for half of a worker's gym membership. Yet the company has found itself at the center of a growing controversy in the liberal state, with residents, students, and politicians debating free speech and sexism on the ski slopes. The Burlington City Council discussed asking Burton to withdraw the boards, and the Girl Scout Council of Vermont is considering taking concerns to lawmakers next month.
Fuck. You know it’s serious when the Girl Scout Council of Vermont is getting involved. I mean that’s the one organization that you don’t want to tangle with. Seriously they’re worse than the teamsters. So I’m hesitant to even comment on this story because I don’t want to get in their cross hairs, but I just can’t let this go without mentioning the giant pink elephant in the room. I mean is anybody going to bring up the fact that the chicks on these snowboards aren’t even fucking naked? Isn’t that like kind of important? There are no tits, vagina's or any private parts anywhere. So what’s the big fucking deal? This just sounds like the work of a bunch of ugly smelly hippies who don’t want to be reminded what they look like once they take their ski parka off.
PS – I love the the chick who says she has an open mind, but seeing a guy standing on a snowboard that has a picture of a hot chick on it is offensive. Yeah wicked open minded.
3. Bostonherald.com - Afternoon drive king Glenn Ordway has inked a lucrative deal to stay at sports radio powerhouse WEEI that could also land the talkmeister on TV. Ordway signed a five-year deal with the station worth more than $1 million per year and is negotiating to bring his highly rated “Big Show” to television, sources told the Herald. The TV deal could mean even more money for both Ordway and WEEI-AM (850) owner Entercom. The deal with Entercom includes the likelihood that Ordway’s radio show will be simulcast on a sports cable network, possibly Comcast SportsNet or NESN. Ordway, 57, whose Big Show debuted in 1995, plans to return to WEEI’s airwaves today. “We were committed to negotiating a new agreement with Entercom,” said Ordway’s agent and attorney, George Tobia. “It was a long and sometimes difficult process for both sides. But in the end, we got a deal that I think will alter the landscape of Boston sports media for years to come.”
4. Glenn Ordway is going to make a million dollars a year? Holy shit! So much for me saying he won’t get a big contract since a monkey can do his job huh? Granted I still don't think anybody would have followed him if he went somewhere else, but good for him I guess. Although I must admit this kind of makes me feel like the most underpaid person in the history of Boston. I mean here we are at the Stool kicking the shit out of WEEI in the 21-35 year old male demo and I’m still driving an Astrovan. You know what this means don’t you? Yup, it’s time for the Barstool Sports radio hour to make a comeback! Enough of this low paying “internet” shit.
5. ESPN - Boston College coach Jeff Jagodzinski has been told he will be fired if he interviews for the head coaching vacancy with the New York Jets, which is scheduled for Monday, according to sources. Despite the threat from athletic director Gene DeFilippo, Jagodzinski plans to do the interview with the Jets, the sources said. Those sources said that in the event Jagodzinski is fired, BC would promote offensive coordinator Steve Logan to head coach. According to the sources, DeFilippo first told Jagodzinski on Saturday that he would fired if he interviewed and then reinforced the school's position Sunday. Jagodzinski declined to comment when reached by ESPN. BC spokesman Chris Cameron told ESPN's Joe Schad the school would have no comment. But another BC source said Jagodzinski informed his coaching staff of the development this weekend after at least two discussions with DeFilippo.
BC is going to fire Jeff Jagodzinski if he interviews for an NFL job? That’s fucking classic! Honestly who the fuck does Gene DeFilippo think he is? Dude, you’re fucking BC! Relax! You’d be doing Jags a favor if you fired him because then he could get out of his contract and go to a real school if the Jets thing doesn't work out. So instead of making idle threats you should just be thankful that he’s done a good enough job to warrant interest from an NFL team. Honestly I’ve never heard of anything this stupid in my life. Since when can’t college coaches interview for NFL jobs? It’s asinine. Not to mention the fact that what type of coach would ever be dumb enough to come to BC in the future if they know they’ll get canned for exploring career advancement. Seriously wake up BC. Obviously coaches that do a good job are going to want to go somewhere else. That's just part of what being a Tier 2 football program is all about. Deal with it.
6. ESPN.com - Team owner Woody Johnson has stated clearly that he wants Brett Favre to be the New York Jets' quarterback next season, but some players seem to be bristling at the thought.Days after the Jets' 1-4 finish left them out of the playoffs and helped trigger Eric Mangini's firing as coach, running back Thomas Jones blasted Favre's final-game performance and seemed to suggest the QB's play -- nine interceptions and only two touchdown passes in the final five games -- called for his benching. "We're a team and we win together ... but at the same time, you can't turn the ball over and expect to win," Jones said in an interview Tuesday with New York Hot 97 FM. "The other day, the three interceptions really hurt us. I mean, that's just reality," Jones told the radio station. "If I were to sit here and say, 'Oh, man, it's OK,' that's not reality. ... I don't like it, I know everybody else on the team doesn't like it. You're not the only one on the team. So when you get to the wire and somebody is just giving the game up, I mean, it's just not [fair]." A veteran Jets player, quoted anonymously by Newsday, described Favre as a "distant" teammate who, when at the Jets' practice facility, spent his down time away from teammates in an office specially designated for him. "There was a lot of resentment in the room about him. He never socialized with us, never went to dinner with anyone," the player told Newsday.A source told Werder that Favre is expected to deliberate for several weeks, perhaps to allow New York time to hire Mangini's successor.
There is nothing that can make up for the Pats missing the playoffs this year. But having said that, this constant Brett Favre bashing is coming pretty freaking close. I mean everyday it’s somebody new coming forward to destroy this guy. It’s almost like the world finally figured out all at once what we’ve know for the past decade. Hey this guy sucks! Whether it be Eric Mangini cursing him on the sidelines, Bill Cowher turning down the Jets job because he didn’t want him as his QB, Thomas Jones saying it’s unfair to have to play with him or anonymous teammates saying he’s a total primadonna, one thing is clear. It’s open season on Brett Favre. I mean the way people are trashing him you would have thought he was the league leader in interceptions or something and not a Pro Bowler. Oh wait…he’s both.
7. TMZ - When Charles Barkley wasbusted in Arizonaearly this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex. According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat." The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life." The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again." The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...
When I first heard that Charles Barkley got popped for a DUI I totally ignored it. I mean who cares? Guys get nabbed for DUI’s all the time. But now we’re hearing the reason he blew the stop sign is because he was in a rush to pick up a chick who gives amazing blowjobs. So much for code among men huh? Seriously isn’t it an unwritten rule that you can’t arrest a dude when he’s trying to get laid or get super head? I know that’s why I only got a warning a couple years ago for running a red light in Southie while making out with a chick at 3am. The cop knew I was just trying to get laid. It’s the fucking rules. It would be like arresting a pregnant lady for speeding on the way to the hospital. The only possible explanation is that the cop was pissed at Barkley because instead of offering to have the chick blow him, which would have been the courteous thing to do, Charles offered to get a tattoo of the cop’s name on his ass instead. In hindsight, that kind of proposition is probably going to get you arrested 9 out of 10 times.
8. NYPost.com - There will be no Cowher Power for the Jets. Bill Cowher informed the team last night he is not interested in their head-coaching job, and it could be because he doesn't want to coach Brett Favre. While the Jets hoped to woo Cowher with a boatload of money, the marriage appeared to be unlikely from the outset. Sources close to Cowher said he did not want to have Favre as his quarterback, and that he also wanted to bring in people he was familiar with to handle personnel. A source familiar with Cowher's thinking said before last night's decision came down that the former Steeler boss would have to receive assurances from the Jets that the 39-year-old Favre no longer was in the picture before agreeing to take control. "There's no way he's taking Brett Favre as his quarterback," said one person close to Cowher.
So Brett Favre has become such an albatross that guys are now turning down millions and millions of dollars just so they don’t have to deal with his sorry ass? BAHAHAHA! Honestly I hope Favre never retires and the Jets are stuck with him for eternity. That would be poetic justice. My only question is do you think he has any clue of how bad he sucks or does he think he deserved to make the Pro Bowl? I always wonder about shit like that? Like does George Bush know he was the worst president of all time or does he think he did an okay job? I bet in both cases they are in total denial because if you weren’t you’d probably kill yourself.
9. (PORTLAND, Ore.) - An 80-year old woman grabbed a naked man named Michael Dick by the crotch and gave him a good squeeze; police nabbed him a few minutes later. It seems some criminals have a problem of underestimating their victims. Police say that today at 6:30 AM, an 88-year old woman in her bathrobe was confronted by a naked man who had entered her home in the 2500 block of SE 287th Avenue through an unlocked sliding door. Deputy Paul H. (Mac) McRedmond with the Multnomah County Sheriff's Office, says the man, saying nothing, backed her into the living room of the house and pushed her face down onto a chair. "Before whatever plans the suspect might have had, the woman reached behind her and grabbed the man by the crotch, 'giving him a good squeeze', McRedmond said. He added, "The man tore free and ran back out the way he had come in." The driver, identified as 46-year old Michael G. Dick of Gresham, who matched the description of the suspect, was detained, questioned by Multnomah County detectives and then booked on charges of burglary, harassment and private indecency charges, with bail currently set at $110,000.
Ok, I’m on candid camera right? I mean am I really supposed to believe that a guy named Michael Dick, who happens to have his dick hanging out, broke into grandma’s house and then had the robbery foiled when the old bag squeezed his Cahoochies? Come on! This story is a little too “dick centric” don’t you think? I mean what kind of criminal doesn’t wear pants during a robbery? It’s fucking rule #1 in the thief handbook. Regardless if you don’t think I’m bringing back the term “Cahoochies” then you’re crazy.
10. Portland Press Herald - A Portland man faces charges of burglary and drunken driving after his arrest atop a Zamboni machine at the Cumberland County Civic Center early Tuesday morning. Adam Patterson, 23, had inadvertently summoned the Portland Fire Department to the civic center by driving a forklift, with the forks raised, into part of the sprinkler system, setting off an alarm, police said. Firefighters responded at 2 a.m. to find Patterson trying to drive the large ice resurfacer, which was against an interior wall and not on any ice, police said. When officers arrived to arrest him, Patterson was sitting on the machine with the engine idling. "The key is what didn't happen," said Steve Crane, the civic center's general manager. "The fast response from the Fire Department precluded potentially much more catastrophic damage."
Wake me up when we get a real story from Maine today. I mean if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. This is what they do up there. They play pool, fuck, drink and break into the Civic Center and ride the Zamboni. I’m just surprised this guy wasn’t doing all four things as once.
PS – The Portland Press Herald can calm down with referring to a Zamboni as “a large ice resurfacer”. Honestly I’ve never seen anybody try so hard to impress city folk before.
11. MUSKEGON COUNTY — A 31-year-old Muskegon man has been arraigned in 60th District Court after allegedly head-butting his 2-year-old daughter on Christmas. The incident occurred at 2013 Elwood, according to Muskegon Heights police. Detective Calvin Mahan said the toddler climbed onto her father's lap while he was sitting in the living room. "Her head hit his head, which upset him, and he head-butted her in the forehead," Mahan said. The child's mother was in the kitchen, but the incident was witnessed by two other people in the living room, Mahan said. The toddler was left with some swelling on her forehead, but did not need hospital treatment, police said.
Listen I never condone head butting your 2 year old daughter, especially on Christmas, but let’s call a spade a spade here. She did head butt him first so it was kind of self defense. I mean if this guy is guilty of anything it's of being a bad host. After all nothing will make your guests more uncomfortable then airing your family's dirty laundry in public. Seriously there must have been some big time awkward silence after this headbutt.
12. OrlandoSentinal - A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him. Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail. According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis. He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report. Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report. "She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said. She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it. Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, when will you learn? If you don’t want to have sex with your man you don’t give him a blowjob and bite his dick. That’s just rude. Instead you simply swallow his load or let him give you a facial. Everybody knows that. Because whenever you use too much teeth somebody is going to get arrested or hurt. It’s been that way since the beginning of time and it’s not going to change anytime soon.
13. Bostonherald.com - A Portsmouth, N.H., couple yesterday blamed each other for their black and blue Christmas when they got into a violent fight - and arrested - after an argument over a gift of the popular Nintendo video game. Police were called to South Street home where the couple lived with Blom’s grandparents at 1:55 p.m. Christmas day. Portsmouth police said tempers flared because the boyfriend was smarting over not getting the present he wished for. “Heath Blom wanted a remote-controlled airplane for Christmas, and not the Wii,” said Sgt. Kuffer Kaltenborn. Blom, a flooring contractor, said the cops got it wrong, and that he had asked his grandparents to get him the $1,000 airplane for his birthday next April. “You can’t fly an RC plane in the snow,” he said. But he admitted disparaging the Wii game to his grandma and angering his girlfriend, who accused him of being an ingrate. Blom, still nursing a shiner from the fight, said she called him names “for not liking the Wii.” “He said he hated it. It hurt her feelings,” remarked Young, who said her boyfriend “told his grandparents that he changed his mind” about waiting until his birthday and wanted them to buy him the pricey plane for Christmas. “When he didn’t get the plane, he got really upset. He acted like a 10-year-old kid,” she said. One fight led to another and soon Young was packing her bags. Blom said he got angry when his girlfriend hid the Wii game. “I thought she was walking off with it.”“He dragged me down two flights of stairs, by the hair,” Young said.But Blom said, “I stood in the doorway trying to block her. She punched me in the eye. She punched me three times. I said ‘That’s it.’ And I pulled her hair.”
Wow. I don’t even know where to start with this one. I mean are we sure this dude is 24 years old? Seriously never mind living with your grandparents, but who gets $1,000 dollar Christmas presents from Nana at that age or any age for that matter? Regardless this guy sounds like the First Lady with this whole booking presents in advance shit. I swear right now she’s booked like 8 holidays out. Her birthday present this year was really Christmas 2010 and her Christmas present was a combo of Valentines Day/Birthday 2011. It’s actually pretty fucking brilliant on her part. She just buys shit and has me pay for it and says it’s a present. But then when the actually holiday rolls around I feel bad not having anything so I get her something else and the dance continues. It seems like that’s what this guy was trying to do with this whole remote control airplane being for his birthday, but still wanting it for Christmas scheme. Either way a Wii is a pretty solid gift to complain about. Seems like his girlfriend was justified punching him in the eye. More importantly I wonder what he bought her? I bet he took a page out of Homer Simpson's book and gave her a bowling ball with his name on it or something.
14. ProFootballTalk: Browns owner Randy Lerner — who met with the media Monday on the condition that there be no cameras or tape-recording devices present — said that... the Browns will focus on hiring a G.M. Lerner said he has already sought permission to interview Patriots V.P. of player personnel Scott Pioli... Per Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Lerner “appeared interested” when hearing that the Jets had fired head coach Eric Mangini.
And so it begins. It's said that the most popular sport in America is the NFL season, and the second most popular is the NFL offseason. And the offseason hasn't begun until frustrated owners start firing firing their coaches and front office people and trying to pilfer Bill Belichick's staff. And a season in which Belichick's star chamber produced 11 wins with a nobody at quarterback and a roster cobbled together out of undrafted rookies and 39 year olds who were home working on their Canton induction speeches hasn't made his inner circle any less attractive. The rest of the NFL is so desperate to graft Belichick's DNA onto their team that even a duplicitous, snivelling little failure like Eric Mangini draws interest just because he used to fetch coffee during the Patriots coaching staff's game planning sessions. Obviously trying to transplant the Pats success doesn't always work out. With the coward Mangini and poor Romeo Crennel being Exhibits A & B. But look at Atlanta where Tom Dimitroff, who last year was watering the plants in Belichick's office, is about to win the NFL Executive of the Year award. So now teams are making their annual run at the Pats Holy Grail, Scott Pioli. As always, I hope it doesn't happen, but even if Pioli takes another job, there's only one indispensible man in Foxboro. He's the one everyone hates, but he's also the one they all can't stop trying to emulate.
15. TAMPA - Melissa J. Berry doesn't mind prancing around in public in her underwear. But the 24-year-old model and lingerie football league player draws the line at a former boyfriend - a safe dating expert - posting nude and intimate photos of her on the Internet. Berry sued her former paramour Mark C. Dawson in Hillsborough County Circuit Court today, saying he tried to extort, humiliate and hurt her by showing the photographs to her mother and friends and posting them on MySpace.com without her permission. She said he should know better because he markets himself as an expert on "healthy relationships" who has studied "success, performance and human behavior for over 25 years." Berry, a rookie linebacker with the Tampa Breeze franchise of the Lingerie Football League, said she and Dawson, 45, started dating this fall. She said in her lawsuit that Dawson used his cellular telephone to take several nude photographs of her, including one taken without her knowledge of her "engaged in a particularly private, intimate sexual act." The lawsuit contends that her destroying the cell phone was "an obvious indication" Berry wanted the images to remain private, especially to a motivational speaker who specializes in communication; interpreting body language and mixed signals; and promoting respect and personal responsibility. "I am scared of what he will do to my career," she said.
Ah it’s a story as old as time itself. An innocent small town girl/stripper/middle linebacker moves to the big city and is taken advantage of by a fast talking safe dating expert. But don’t blame yourself Melissa. It can happen to the best of us. I mean how were you supposed to know that your boyfriend would show those naked camera phone pictures to other people? Nobody could have seen that one coming so stop beating yourself up about it. You did all you could. You destroyed the camera. After that it’s in god’s hands. But don’t worry; your career won’t be defined by this. Because it’s not what the media says about you that counts. It’s what you do between the lines. It’s how many lap dances you give on Saturday and how many tackles you had on Sunday that will make or break you in fast paced world of stripping and lingerie bowl football.
16. Boston.com - juicycampus.com has taken college gossip to a new level, transmitted instantly and anonymously. Students can post whatever they please - true or false, trivial or traumatizing - about whomever they please. The result is a free-for-all message board that makes bathroom scribbles look like kid's play. The website was started 15 months ago on seven campuses and has spread to 500 colleges. Boston is a particularly busy locale, since it hosts 300,000 college students on dozens of campuses. Matt Ivester, a 2005 graduate of Duke University, founded Juicy Campus, whose slogan is "C'mon. Give us the juice." The site states: "This is the place to spill the juice about all the crazy stuff going on at your campus. It's totally anonymous - no registration, login, or email verification required."
I feel like I already talked about this website last year, but the Globe had an article on it today. Now obviously I consider myself a pretty liberal guy when it comes to the Internet. I’m from the school of thought that anything you put online is fair game for a smut publisher like myself to post on his blog. But having said that I think Juicy Campus totally crosses the line and Matt Ivester should be tossed in jail and anally raped by some gross dude. Because to start a website that’s only function is to allow people to anonymously bash each other is a total scumbag and pussy move. Listen this chump can talk until he’s blue in the face about how people aren’t supposed to say mean shit on his site, but everybody knows that’s the whole point of it. He just set up a message board that’s sole purpose is give people a forum to spew hate and ruin people’s lives. Listen if somebody wants to talk shit I have no problem with it. Step up to the plate, be a man and say who you are when you leave a comment. But hiding behind a computer screen and being a little pussy is as low as it gets. And no matter what this clown says he is the enabler that not only lets it happen but encourages it to happen. It's like giving a loaded gun to somebody and whispering in their ear to shoot somebody and then saying you had nothing to do with it. Seriously I hope somebody goes mental and stabs this guy in the heart because that’s exactly what he deserves.
17. St. Louis — Eight years ago, a juror in a capital murder trial notified the judge that two other jurors had sex while sequestered — and that two sheriff's deputies guarding them had sex too. Now the man convicted of second-degree murder in that case is demanding a new trial on a claim that his lawyers did not do enough to persuade the judge that the escapades tainted the verdict. The issue is back before St. Louis Circuit Judge Julian Bush, who presided over the 2000 trial of Roberto Dunn, now 34, who was convicted of killing his girlfriend's mother. In August 2000, about two weeks after the conviction, Bush got a letter from a juror making the accusations. "Sexual liberties by deputy sheriffs were rampant also," In her letter, Thompson accused two jurors of having sex with each other during two evenings at a hotel where the panel stayed. She said jurors believed the two sheriff's deputies assigned to the case were having sex with each other while on duty at the hotel. "Acts of sex and insubordination were scandalous and unspeakable …" Thompson wrote. She testified in the recent hearing that she heard sexual noises coming from the next hotel room. Stroup said Thompson "was very upset" about the sexual contact. "Because of the seriousness of the case, she was concerned how lightly these other jurors took their responsibility. She was more than willing to testify on (Dunn's) behalf."
I’ve read this story like 9 times and I still fail to see what I’m missing. So a couple jurors and a couple deputies were fucking during this murder case. Big deal. I mean isn’t that to be expected anytime you put up people in hotel rooms? It automatically becomes like Spring Break. I thought everybody knew this. But how does having sex taint the verdict? It’s not like they showed up to court drunk. If you ask me this just sounds like another textbook example of a fat bitch who was jealous that the hot juror got to hookup while she sat alone in her room eating pretzels and watching Matlock and now she’s out for revenge. So if that means letting a murderer walk free than so be it. Fucking fat bitches. Their anger knows no bounds.
18. Boston.com - Having something less than the classic "hourglass" figure may have its benefits after all. While women with curvy figures might enjoy more attention from men in Western culture, and find it easier to become pregnant, new research suggests they may also face some evolutionary disadvantages compared to women with thicker waists. That's because the same hormones that increase fat around the waist can also make women stronger, more assertive, and more resistant to stress, according to a new study published in the December issue of Current Anthropology. Her study takes aim at a theory popular in evolutionary psychology and medicine: that men universally prefer women with narrow waists and larger hips because their higher levels of estrogen make them more likely to conceive a child, and less vulnerable to chronic diseases. These preferences, the theory goes, have defined women's ideal body shape over time."I sympathize with wanting to find some source of comfort but the medical community is quite strongly united in the view that a high waist-to-hip ratio, and especially a high amount of waist fat, is detrimental," said Dr. William Lassek, an epidemiologist at the University of Pittsburgh.
You got to love fat bitches. Always trying to come up with some excuse or rationale why it’s cool to be fat. Honestly how much do you think the bitch who did this study weighs? 2 bills? 3 bills? 4 Bills! Because only somebody that huge would come up with a theory this dumb. Seriously if you can find me one person or even one alien who would choose to spend one second with a fat bitch over somebody who looks like Jessica Alba than I swear I’ll never say a bad word about ugly girls again. But I’m not going to hold my breath waiting. Because even if I crashed my plane in a remote area and needed to eat people to survive I’d still take my chances with a skinny chick. Bottom-line is that Dr. Lassek summed it up best when he said it’s a proven scientific fact that fat chicks suck and left it at that. Nice try though fat bitches.
19. Inside Track - Is there something in the granola inCambridge??? Because according to census reports and Nielsen data, the people of thePeople’s Republicare hot to trot! Cambridge, home of Harvardand thoseMITeggheads, is the 10th-most sexually active city in America, reportsQuality Health News. Apparently, those sexy Cantabrigians are rather relationship savvy, since 58 percent of their romanticAmazon.compurchases are books about pleasing the opposite - and same - sex.Sadly though, the city’s lower-than-average birth rate kept it from earning a top spot on the copulation capital list.
Cambridge is the 10th most sexually active city in America? Really? I can’t decide whether I’m surprised by this or not. I mean I was always under the impression that ugly people don’t fuck. And Cambridge is definitly filled with ugly motherfuckers. Seriously you could spent a month walking around Harvard Square or Central Square and you'd be lucky if you see one piece of ass worth looking at. But maybe it’s just fat people who don’t bang? Because while Cambridge may be filled with gross looking people, they generally aren’t fat either. They are all skinny rag tag hippies. So I guess they just go to the Middle East or Phoenix Landing, listen to some music, get high and then fuck the shit out of each other. Kind of makes now that I think about it. It’s like the 60’s with free gross love and all that shit.