New England Euphoria Lingerie Bowl League Tryouts
By my count we have 6 chicks who are worthy to wear the New England Euphoria colors this year which makes me very nervous. Bottom line is that anybody who knows anything about lingerie league football knows that you're only as strong as your weakest link. I mean this Asian chick can't do it all by herself although I'll buy a ticket just to see her ass. (literally)
#1 Hot Asian
If I've said it once I've said it a million times. I love Asians. And not just because they have an extra clit muscle either. They just do it for me and this chick is the creme de le creme. The sad thing is I've never hooked up with one before. Kind of pathetic when you think about it.
UPDATE - I just got a phone call from the "Hot Asian". Turns out it was none other than former Barstool Cover model Tianna Ta. Small world huh? Anyway not only did she make the team, but she was named caption. Shocking right? Long story short she wants to do a cover in uniform with a couple teammates for the Stool. And while this kind of ruins the rest of this blog who am I to say no to the hottest Asian in MA and captain of your New England Euphoria. (bonus pics of her and entire team in uniform below)
#2 Jersey Shore
According to the video on the website this chick drove from NJ to Revere for this tryout. Got to love a girl willing to go the extra mile for something like this. I mean if she'll drive 4 hours for a tryout then getting her to submit on the casting couch should be a walk in the park.
#3 - The Cute Chick You Went To the Prom With
Solid all American looking chick. Other chicks on the team will probably hate this girl because she'll get all the endorsement deals.
#4 - The Franchise
Hello franchise QB. (obviously talking about the chick on the left with the tight ass body. Unfortunately the friend didn't make it to Hollywood week.)
#5 - The Ass
Blondie on the left was a bubble player because I thought she may be taking this whole tryout thing a bit too seriously and a little on the huge side. But you can't argue with that ass.
#6 - Al Toon
First of all I'd bet my life that the chick on the left is flat out nuts. She just has that "crazy" thing working for her. Seriously put away the fucking receiving gloves. Sorry grandma, but 40 year olds just aren't cut out for the lingerie football league. We'll take your lanky friend on the right with the Al Toon physique though provided you agree to stay at least 2 miles away from the training facilities.