Ms. Barstool Sports

1. If you could go on a date with any Red Sox player who would it be and why?

Coco Crisp. He’s so cute. Way better looking than Johnny Damon.

2. Would you rather be on the Real World or the Road Rules and why?

Real World by a mile. You don’t have to live in a Winnebago and you can’t get kicked off.

3. If you could change any part of your body what would it be?

I don’t like my ears. I feel like they stick out too much.

4. Would you rather sleep with a skinny guy or fat guy?

It depends how fat and how skinny. Assuming it’s slightly fat or slightly skinny I’d go with the chubby guy. I don’t want to feel like I’m breaking somebody.

1. If you could go on a date with any Red Sox player who would it be and why?

I think Josh Becket is now going to get my vote. Hot!!

2. Would you rather be on the Real World or the Road Rules and why?

Real World… definitely! Road Rules seems like too much work.

3. If you could change any part of your body what would it be?

My feet, I’d shrink them down a couple of shoe sizes and maybe while I was at it I would add a couple of inches to my height.

4. Would you rather sleep with a skinny guy or fat guy?

Skinny any day of the week. Fat isn’t hot.