Ms. Barstool Sports

1. What’s your favorite thing about Barstool Sports?

I’ve actually become a fan of the writing. I’ll admit I’d never read it until I entered the contest. Now I’m hooked.

2. Would you be pissed if a boyfriend of yours got a lap dance at a strip club?

Not if he was at a bachelor party or something. I don’t want him sneaking off by himself to get a lap dance and spending money he could be spending on me. It better be a special occasion and he better not like it too much.

3. Is there anything positive about the summer ending?

I don’t have to stay in bikini shape!

4. What do you think about office romances?

I’m all for them. You spend so much time at work it’s one of the few places you can meet other people. Also, it makes the day go by faster. My only advice would be not to hook up with somebody you don’t sort of like to begin with.

1. What’s your favorite thing about Barstool Sports?

El Presidente

2. Would you be pissed if a boyfriend of yours got a lap dance at a strip club?

Did I know about it? And did he lie about it? Those are two important questions that would really affect how I would answer this question. If I found out that my boyfriend was in a strip club in the middle of the day getting lap dances and was conveniently forgetting to tell me, then yes I would be mad. If my boyfriend lied about getting lap dances and then I found out from his tattle tale friends that he did in fact spend the night with stripper’s asses up in his grill then, yes I would be mad. All other lap dance situations are a go.

3. Is there anything positive about the summer ending?

Sure, you get to wear sweaters and sweatshirts, you don’t have feel like you just did Bikram Yoga after walking a block. (for those of you out there who don’t know what Bikram Yoga is…. Look it up) and Tom Brady is back on the scene.

4. What do you think about office romances?

As long as you can accept the consequences and deal with some awkward moments then it’s okay by me.