Ms. Barstool Sports

1. What celebrity would you bring as a wedding date and why?

I’d bring Mike from Swingers. He’s a nice guy. He’s not going to make an ass out of himself and he can dance.

2. Are girls more likely to hook up at a wedding than normal?

Big time. Single girls are desperate and have low morale at their friends weddings. Nothing like a warm body to cheer you up. Single guys should go to a wedding without a date. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

3. What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to make in relationships?

Cheat, lie, cheat lie.

4. How important is it that the guy you date stays in shape or goes to the gym?

It all depends on how much money he makes. If my man is working 23 hours a day and bringing home the bacon than I don’t mind some love handles. If he is unemployed and I’m paying for everything he better be in perfect shape.

1. What celebrity would you bring as a wedding date and why?

Vince Vaughn, not just because of the Wedding Crashers but he seems like he would have a ton of fun, be really funny and like to dance.

2. Are girls more likely to hook up at a wedding than normal?

Hmm, I would say that there is something about seeing one of your friends getting married that makes the bridesmaids get a little bit more jiggy than usual.

3. What do you think is the biggest mistake that men tend to make in relationships?

They lie! You’re all liars! Just tell the truth that way we can make the decision to can your ass.

4. How important is it that the guy you date stays in shape or goes to the gym?

I say that if I am doing my best to stay in shape then my man had better be doing the same.