Ms. Barstool Sports

1. How much would we have to pay you to pose on our front cover?

Why would I ever want to be on the front cover when I've been having so much fun with the Ms. Barstool competition for the past two months straight?? And WITH my clothes on, might I add....

2. If we could improve one thing about Barstool Sports what would be?

I'd fire the person who comes up with these lame questions. Come on, you soooo set yourself up for that one...mwuhahaha

3. What are your feelings about Sex Toys?

"Sex Toys"? Why is it capitalized like that? Is it some sort of Boston bar or restaurant I have failed to become acquainted with throughout my four years at BC? In that case, my feelings are those of regret for not having been able to visit what sounds like such a classy establishment!

4. What is your opinion of people who wear their collar up at bars?

Honestly, I feel as though the popped collar has had its day in the sun and is on its way out, however, I am a big fan of the "double pop" which consists of a layer of two different, preferably brightly colored, polo shirts with the collars up - the result is really just delightful to the eye.

1. How much would we have to pay you to pose on our front cover?

Considering I needed 6 drinks just to answer these questions I’d say it would take an awful lot.

2. If we could improve one thing about Barstool Sports what would it be?

Stop beating around the bush and break out the full nudity. Just don’t ask me to do it.

3. What are your feelings about Sex Toys?

I think they are under appreciated by guys. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking for toys every time I hook up but it’s not bad to mix things up once and awhile. And any girl who says she doesn’t like it is lying.

4. What is your opinion of people who wear their collar up at bars?

It’s okay as long as you’re the only guy in the bar doing it and you can take a joke when I make fun of you for it.