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from the June 01, 2005 issue

Ms. Barstool Sports

Last Week's Winner The Challenger
Girl A Girl B

Girl A

Girl B

Name: Shay
Age: 22
Occupation: Superfan

Name: Tracy
Age: 22
Occupation: Superfan

1. With summer here what is your opinion on fake tanning?

This question would be better answered by the owner of Hollywood Tans in Brighton. We're on a first name basis!

2. Do you want guys to stare at you when you go to the beach?

Depends. When you say "guys" is that limited to extremely attractive ones between the ages of 21-30? Because I'm definitely fine with that, and most likely I'm checking them out too!! But, if you are including the gross 50+ year olds who hang out in their too tight speedos....ew.

3. If you could have a one night stand with anybody in the world with no repercussions who would it be and why?

I can't have one night stands...guys always come back for more!

4. How much would somebody need to pay you to pose in Playboy?

Enough so that I could live comfortably once my job found out and had me fired.

1. With summer here what is your opinion on fake tanning?

I'm all for it, I think we all know that EVERYTHING looks better when its tan! On a side note - guys, it used to be cute when a FEW of you went to the tanning salon and then got embarrassed when other people found out, however, now that you go in groups and get your eyebrows waxed afterwards (you know who you are) its just plain weird...


2. Do you want guys to stare at you when you go to the beach?

Of course - why else would I have been practicing my "Baywatch" run all winter long?


3. If you could have a one night stand with anybody in the world with no repercussions who would it be and why?

All my friends are expecting me to say Britney Spears, but I'm gonna have to go ahead and say Hugh Grant for the following reasons: nah, who am I kidding - Britney Spears

4. How much would somebody need to pay you to pose in Playboy?

Wait, do you mean how much DID they pay me?? Just kidding - there's no price tag on dignity....(that’s for you mom!)

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