Ms. Barstool Sports

1. What is your opinion of this whole Paris Hilton saga?

I think it’s crazy!  I can’t believe she’s getting so much attention.  Bitch should serve her sentence just like everybody else.

2. If you had to date one celebrity who would it be and why?

Ashton Kutcher.  I think he’s hilarious and a great sense of humor is the sexiest thing in the world.  Plus I think Demi would be down for a threesome.

3. What’s your favorite outdoor bar in Boston?

Tavern on the Water in Charlestown.  You can’t beat it.

4. What did you think of the Sopranos finale?

At first I kind of thought it was stupid but the more I listened to the reasons why it ended like it did I thought it was kind of cool.

1. What is your opinion of this whole Paris Hilton saga?

I think that it is fabulous that her parents couldn’t pay off the sheriff and the slut ended up back in jail.

2. If you had to date one celebrity who would it be and why?

David Beckham – he has a hot accent and ended up being hotter than Brad Pitt after Brad got old looking.

3. What’s your favorite outdoor bar in Boston?

The Landing, it’s not as busy as Tias and the scum bag factor is much lower.

4. What did you think of the Sopranos finale?

I thought my DVR broke.  I hated it.  I wanted somebody to die.