Ms. Barstool Sports

1.      How do you feel about being tied up during sex?

Am I sheltered if I say that I’ve never been tied up before?

2.       How long is too long to go without hooking up?        

One month.

3.       If you could punch one person in the face who would it be and why?

Frankie Munez.  He’s so annoying.  He looks like he’s 12 and he makes like a bazillion dollars.  I hate him.   His voice is like nails on a chalk board.

4.       How many tequila shots can you do without having a reversal of fortune?

2

1. How do you feel about being tied up during sex?

Um, no thanks. In case of a fire I want to be able to escape.

2.     How long is too long to go without hooking up?        

Hooking up or getting laid? If you mean getting laid, then I think after 2 months you really start to get antsy.

3.     If you could punch one person in the face who would it be and why?

Paris Hilton for sure. You’re not hot, you dress like a dime store hooker and you have a wonky eye. The only good thing you’ve done with your life is date Josh Henderson.

4.    How many tequila shots can you do without having a reversal of fortune?

I may be able to hold out for 5 if I had time to take a breather in between. If I had to pound them all right in a row I may hit 3.5.