Meet the World's Hottest FORMER Athlete: Anna Semenovich

Meet Anna Semenovich. She's apparently a former ice dancer who now sings with the Russian girl group Blestyashchie ("The Shining"). I use the word "apparently" because I follow skating fairly closely and I believe if this chick ever set foot on the ice, anywhere in the world, at any time... I would've noticed. But assuming she did, she's only a "former" ice dancer, which is the only thing keeping her from being the unanimous Hottest Female Athlete in the world, a title I'm still giving to skater Kiira Korpi. But if Anna so much as makes an appearance for "Stars on Ice," she gets the trophy without it going to a vote.

PS. Since we're all thinking it, let me say it: I'd like to be the guy to put the "semen" in Semenovich. Thanks... Tip your waitress.