Local Smokeshow of the Day (Cynthia)

Introducing Cynthia from Umass. Now I don't want to get all creepy on people, but back in the day when I was student teacher at Huran High School in Michigan there was a chick in my class who looked exactly like this girl. So hot! I used to hum that Police song "Don't Stand So Close to Me" whenver I saw her. And that's when I decided that teaching wasn't for me and I decided to be a smut peddler. True story.

As a reminder please send all smokeshow nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com. I feel like it's time for Northeastern chicks to step up.