Local Smokeshow of the Day (Lisa)
Introducing Lisa from Rhode Island. Yes we accept smokeshows from all the New England states. Although Southern CT doesn’t count. That’s New York to me. Anyway Lisa is like a fascinating case study to me. Because she is super hot and in many of her myspace pictures she was pictured with dudes with blowout haircuts. I’d love to sit down one on one with her and just figure out why hot girls like dudes like this. I feel like if I could get to the bottom of this mystery it would really help advance the human race.
We’ve had a disturbing slowdown in Smokeshow Nominations. Everybody should be ashamed of themselves. I’m about to leave to do my paper route and when I get home I expect a bevy of nominations in my inbox. Stop being selfish. That goes for hot chicks and dudes who know hot chicks. Send nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com


















