Interview With Girls Of Playboy...Again

(Amanda Corey left, Jo Garcia right)

It should come as no surprise that Playboy has a thing for Uncle Buck. We both have an eye for beautiful women. And that's about it. At any rate when Playboy returned to the Hynes Convention Center for College Fest over the weekend they sent UB an invite, hoping the Stool could once again fan the scent of female perfection. UB really had to do some juggling to clear his schedule, but in the end it came down to one publication doing another publication a solid. This year UB was treated to Cyber Girl and Beauty and the Geek winner Amanda Corey as well as the 2008 Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia.

Questions were submitted by UB's loyal readership...Here’s what I learned:

UB: Does Hef have many bathrobes or just one?

Amanda Corey: He has many bathrobes. I’ve seen him wear a lot

Jo Garcia: I don’t know I’ve never seen his closet but I’m sure he has many.

UB: How big is the rivalry between you and Penthouse Pets? Is it a Red Sox/Yankees thing?

AC: It’s definitely huge. I don’t really follow sports so I’m not sure how big the rivalry between Red Sox and Yankees is, but it is definitely huge.

JG: There isn’t a rivalry, they are two different class of women. You have classy, then you have the Penthouse Pets.

UB: Would you want to be one of Hef’s girlfriends?

AC: Um, well it’s tempting, but I do have a man of my own and I’m a one man kinda girl.

JG: I don’t think I would and the only reason is why is that I think one girlfriend is enough. If he settled on one girl I would still be out since I don’t have the right hair color.

UB: Did your family and significant other support you posing nude for Playboy?

AC: They do. All of my family and the people I’m currently dating do support me yes.

JG: I’m Hispanic so it’s a great accomplishment. I thought they were going to be upset, but my father just told me to make sure and let him know which issues I was in so he wouldn’t buy them.

UB: Does being a Playboy CyberGirl increase or decrease your dating pool?

AC: I’d say being a Playboy CyberGirl definitely increases…Yeah it increases your dating pool by a lot. You know a lot of guys these days are pretty aggressive and go after what they want.

JG: It increases it, but in a negative way. Now I don’t know if they are dating me because I’m a hot playmate or because you’re you. It makes you less accessible, it makes it harder to date. I’m going to start phone dating so they can’t see me.

UB: What is the worst pick up line you ever got?

AC: The worst I ever heard has to be “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Pretty bad, pretty bad.

JG: “Are you hurting? From your fall from heaven?” I’ve gotten that, and I’ve gotten it from girls too!

UB: Would you ever do a nude scene in a movie?

AC: Depending on the pay, I would definitely consider doing a nude scene in a movie.

JG: Depending on the movie, I probably would. Think about it. American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth shows her boobs…it happens in movies. I wouldn’t do it in a porn.

UB: What is your favorite part of your body?

AC: The favorite part of my body for me is my eyes, but most guys say my butt.

JG: I love my legs. I’m really long, so because of that fact I love my legs. Its not everyone else’s favorite part of me but its mine.

UB: Open or closed casket?

AC: Oh my, I don’t even want to think about it…I don’t know.

JG: Neither. I want to be in an urn.

UB: How long is your tongue and can you touch your nose with it?

AC: My tongue is definitely abnormally long, however, my lip doesn’t quite go up enough to touch my tongue to my nose.

JG: My tongue is really, really short. I have a puppy mouth, that’s what they say, because I can’t open it very wide so my tongue doesn’t come out very far.

UB: Is it true that girls who take care of their toe nails also take care of their private area?

AC: I believe that is absolutely true. If you’re going to take care of your toe nails you’re going to take care of other areas of your body.

JG: No. I actually know some girls who take care of their junk but don’t give a rat’s butt about their feet. I think girls that groom their hands normally groom their toes.

UB: What are your thoughts on the proposed economic bail out of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac?

AC: Well I think that…Um, my thoughts on it are…It sucks. It’s scary. But you know what? Go Bernie Mac. (Editor’s note, Bernie Mac recently passed away. RIP)

JG: Who? I have no idea what that’s about. I don’t want them to come after me.

UB: What is the biggest perk to being a Playboy CyberGirl?

AC: The biggest perk, I would say, would be going to the parties and meeting all of the celebrities. And going to the mansion and hang out with Hef and meet the girls is definitely one of the biggest perks. 

JG: I’ve learned a lot of stuff and met a lot of really cool people, but the biggest perk is you get to look sexy in a classy way. I look forward to everything I do with them. And I get to game. I’m a big gamer. I get to see video games before they come out.

UB: What is the best part about the parties?

AC: The celebrities are great, especially when I met Jenny McCarthy, but the food is also amazing.

UB: An older hot chick is known as a cougar. What is a Bengal?

AC: A baby tiger?

JG: A hot older chick’s daughter?

UB: No, a Bengal is a chick with a great body but bad face and head. Like the Cincinnati Bengals, great uniforms, shitty helmets.

UB: Finally, can you get me into the Playboy Mansion?

AC: You know, I can only get pretty girls into the Mansion, but I’ll tell you what…If you dress up as a girl I might be able to pull some strings.

JG: No. I’m not that connected. I could sneak you in my luggage.