Guess That Ass

And the answer is Gretchen Rossi.   Who is that you ask?  Well I had no fucking clue until like 5 seconds ago.    Apparently she was or is on some show called the Real Housewives of Orange County.  AKA – The inside lives of super cougars.   And from what I can gather Gretchen married some old terminally ill dude just for his money and was like fucking people right in front of him and then taunting him that he couldn’t walk and his dick was paralyzed while dudes were giving her facials and shit.   At least that’s the way I understand it.   Seriously how awesome is that?   I’d give my left nut to bang this chick.  There is just nothing hotter than a total sex bandit who has no regard for human life and knows her only purpose in the world is to get fucked and be awesome at it.   Where do I sign up?   Bitch is the gold standard cougar….

PS – Pam Anderson should take notes from this bitch.  This is how you age and keep your sex appeal blinging.