Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Tehillah)

Introducing Tehillah from UMass.    You got to have some serious balls as parents to name your newborn Tehillah.  You’re basically saying you are 100% positive that she’s going to be hot.    Because I don’t even think you can exist with a name like that and be ugly.   And I know it doesn’t make any sense but this name makes her about 100 times hotter than she already is.   

Do people understand how Smokeshow of the Day exists?  We need your nominations to keep this running.  Send them all to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com.    And you didn’t hear it from me but I was at a meeting today for our first ever Smokeshow Party.    Needless to say it will be coming fairly soon and it’s a no brainer that this will be our most popular event ever.    We plan on actually having real tickets to get in.   And you know what the best way to ensure that you get a ticket?    By having a smokeshow that you nominated be featured on the Stool.   Oh wait I forgot.  All the people who complain and bash the girls would piss themselves if they ever saw them in person anyway.  Nevermind.