Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day

Introducing Lauren Marie from Bridgewater State. Now truth be told Lauren Marie has an unfair advantage vs. the rest of the female population with the exception of maybe Halle Berry. I'm obviously talking about her skin color. I mean not to sound like I write for Cosmo or anything, but how do you compete against a chick that constantly looks like she just came back from a tropical vacation and has a perfect tan. Normal chicks don't stand a chance vs. shit like this. Mix in the fact she has a freak of nature type body and a pretty face to boot and suddenly we have a killer Smokeshow of the Day on our hands.

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