Ask The Bartender

1. Foggy Goggle is known for hot bartenders, did you get recruited to work there because of your looks?

MARCELA - Um... I think it was because of my Boobs.

Robin - Well, this one time when I was doing the worm......

Jill – I’m wicked smaht.

Nikki - What does recruited mean? No I got hired because of my brains.

Arielle - No, I got a 1400 on my SAT's.

2. What advice would you give a guy trying to pick you up at a bar?

Marcela - Oh oh here she comes... WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP! SHES A MAN EATER. That’s my theme song (Hall and Oates sings it) So the answer would be don’t, unless your ready to be chewed and spit out.

Robin - It’s like the Deli... get a number.... and get in line.

Jill - Just Don’t.

Nikki - If you don’t play a professional sport, I’m not interested.

Arielle - It’s a secret. If I tell you, us bartenders won’t have anything to laugh about.

3. Where is a good place to meet girls outside the bar scene and why?

Marcela - Match.com hahahahahahahaha.

Robin - Strip Club. There are no surprises when you jump into bed.

Jill - A sporting event or a strip club.

Nikki - Well, I’m a good girl and I go to church. So I’d have to say CHURCH.

Arielle - Church if you want a wife.

4. Where is the craziest place you've ever hooked up?

Marcela - Mile High club baby!

Robin - As if! I’m a good Catholic girl!

Jill - Shame on you!!! I’m a virgin!

Nikki - I once got busy in Burger King Bathroom.

Arielle - I know this is a little Creepy, but I once hooked up in a cemetery.

5. How much does a guy need to tip you to bet better service?

Marcela - Word of advice to all you High Rollers out there... DON’T ask for a strong drink and then leave a dollar. There’s my tip to a guy. Don’t be a cheap ass.

Robin - Put it this way, the bigger the tip, the better the drink.

Jill - Figure it out. We don’t Holla for ya Dollah here.

Nikki - You can’t afford a good drink from me. Please.

Arielle - Let’s just say, George Washington does not get my attention. Now Ben Franklin on the other hand does.