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Pathetic showing from the Rangers tonight and an even more pathetic showing from their fans.

Pathetic is another word for it...

Come on, Rangers. Make me look stupid(er).

The word perfection doesn't even do justice to this girl

A loss tonight and it's over.

Bigger than any Blackout. Bigger than any Fckin Foam Show. Its a like a combination of both in the heart of Atlantic City. Could quite possibly be the biggest event in Barstool histor

Hey kids I got news for you. If you're allergic to Gluten, you be able to sack up and deal with the Disney Channel cracking some jokes. Because your life is gonna suck A LOT worse than that.

Newsflash to all the hipsters and poser hipsters - nobody who's normal likes you. You should all join forces and be friends because the rest of the natural world hates your fucking guts.

Almost a quarter-mil to blow and this guy uses it in what might be the only way possible it WON'T get a broad to love him.

If this shit happened to me I'd be the biggest dick ever. I'd do absolutely whatever I wanted, whenever, wherever. I'd get absolutely everything I asked for. Because why? Because somebody ate my face off and playing that card trumps all other cards.

Its not just Mo either. This entire Yankees team is running on Old Man Strength

I would NOT mind getting a lapdance from her

Jim Boeheim kinda sounds like a douche here. He didn't really articulate his point all that well and it seems like he's just kinda complaining and backing his old player, but the facts are true. Only irrational Carmelo haters won't agree.

Kill yourself.

It turns out that "things that go bump in the night" is actually just your whore wife trying to fuck your son

Straight out of Hollywood, man. Toto emerges from the tornado wreckage.