Barstool Sports

You get double services. You can kill a pair, have a threesome with a pair, and marry a pair.

This girl is about as pretty as a girl can get.

First of all, lets cut the shit with this idea that Barbie is moving to fucking India. Yea, the smokeshow blonde with 135 careers and $25 million is gonna move to Hyderabad. COME ON!

You are a fucking dickhead if you're climbing the rooftops of NYC buildings to drink inside of water towers. Climbing ladders and walking through decrepit hallways and shafts all so that you can drink inside of a giant barrel. Get out of my face with that.

Pres posted this on Friday afternoon so I know a lot of people saw it but I feel like a lot might have missed it on a Friday afternoon. The reason I'm reposting it is twofold

These two "male companions" might be the luckiest son of a bitches on the planet.

I bet you Luo Meizhen, Ticket Oak, and Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple had threesomes back in the 1890s.

Oh. Good. Not only do we get 4 more years of JR Smith, but we get his brother too! Its a 2 for 1 package with the Smith brothers!

These two women got pregnant at the same time.

I got a question - do you think Butterfaces drop down to their knees every night and thank God for their ass?

Over here on your left you'll see human excrement, most likely left by a vagrant who uses the sidewalk as a toilet. Looking forward on your right, you'll see a slew of liquor stores and check cashing storefronts. Please don't feed the toothless whores or crackheads. And keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times to avoid hypodermic needle pricks.

Whats the matter dude? Couldn't make your Bacardi and Diet with all your girls? Couldn't do shots of So Co or make a Captain and Coke like you're in 9th grade? No Malibu was available? Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

Fire.

You poison you dick, you pay for the consequences.